Gérard van Schip 🇳🇱🇯🇵

My views expressed on Twitter are my personal views and have no relation to my employer.

[Gérard van Schip 🇳🇱🇯🇵 @gerardvanschip]

@BassonBrain @SpaceX Not 100% as the booster came down to hard due to some engines not lighting up. But the super soft landing of Starship made up for that.

[Gérard van Schip 🇳🇱🇯🇵 @gerardvanschip]

No Kaboom?! First time I have seen @SpaceX Starship land so softly that it did not explode.

Hope to see some footage of the satalites they deployed later.

[Gérard van Schip 🇳🇱🇯🇵 @gerardvanschip]

@MrBeast The only couple where we can say "beauty and the beast" without it being an insult.

[Gérard van Schip 🇳🇱🇯🇵 @gerardvanschip]

I was about to reply “thanks for reminding me to unfollow”… then realized I don’t even follow you.
So you paid X to shove that dumb message down my throat.

Mute + block it is then.

Also pineapple on pizza is elite. Any cook worth their salt knows sweet + savory just works.

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

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[Gérard van Schip 🇳🇱🇯🇵 @gerardvanschip]

@Dominos_UK I was about to reply “thanks for reminding me to unfollow”… then realized I don’t even follow you.
So you paid X to shove that dumb message down my throat.

Mute + block it is then.

Also pineapple on pizza is elite. Any cook worth their salt knows sweet + savory just works.

[Gérard van Schip 🇳🇱🇯🇵 @gerardvanschip]

@ApexSeeker_ My wife.

[Gérard van Schip 🇳🇱🇯🇵 @gerardvanschip]

Hey @facebook aka @Meta
Why do you send me emails telling me what my friends and family post while my account has been suspended. For 3 months now. I appealed but nothing ever happened. I cant even unsubscribe as thats also blocked.

Weirdos.

[Gérard van Schip 🇳🇱🇯🇵 @gerardvanschip]

@KAVB1985 @wingheart The stupidity is huge.

[Learn Latin @latinedisce]

The gaslighting is real

[Gérard van Schip 🇳🇱🇯🇵 @gerardvanschip]

@TheGBreaker Great for 3 main reasons.
Listen to podcasts on your phone as audio keeps playing. There are a lot of ads these days. But most importantly, the music app. All other platforms just have songs and albums, YouTube music has any audio that's on their vast media platform.

[M.queen9 @Mari___lord]

For years, the media intentionally cropped adults out of photos to make it look like Michael Jackson was isolated with children.
Here is the proof they never wanted you to see.
https://t.co/DIBGYrx9fL

[Gérard van Schip 🇳🇱🇯🇵 @gerardvanschip]

@ApexSeeker_ The Japanese are better at acting like a nice person. It's fake. Chinese people are more "What You See Is What You Get". They both feel the other is inferior but The Japanese feel this about ALL non Japanese, the Chinese only seem to feel this about the Japanese.

[Gérard van Schip 🇳🇱🇯🇵 @gerardvanschip]

@lukebussey I'm not sure what I would mean with "my people". Certainly never the colour of my skin. My people would be Dutch as I was born there, British as I lived most of my adult life there but more importantly, my brothers and sisters working in Technology.

[Gérard van Schip 🇳🇱🇯🇵 @gerardvanschip]

@lukebussey Yup, and if a female teacher has sex with a male student, the student is lucky. Yet when a male teacher sleeps with a female student, he is a pedophile.

Dads watching their own kids are called baby sitters and working mums are called heroes.

[Gérard van Schip 🇳🇱🇯🇵 @gerardvanschip]

@leon_cvetkovski @SpaceXAI I hear you. While we are at it, let's return to the horse and buggies, way more eco friendly.

[Gérard van Schip 🇳🇱🇯🇵 @gerardvanschip]

@commodoreofcl @IGN I dont make phone calls so if thats the only function i dont need it.

[Gérard van Schip 🇳🇱🇯🇵 @gerardvanschip]

Longest "just over a day" of my life @facebook @Meta

[Gérard van Schip 🇳🇱🇯🇵 @gerardvanschip]

@ScottJonesy @commodoreofcl Most Chinese factories work from volume, the lower the volume the higher the prices. So Commodore likely (speculation on my part) picked a phone from a catalogue, made some changes and that's what is being produced somewhere in China.

[Gérard van Schip 🇳🇱🇯🇵 @gerardvanschip]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@ApexSeeker_ In Japan it's often never. When I worked in europe, everyone i worked with was married. Here in Japan almost no one is married. If they are married they have no kids. All people past 30.