Werard Gay

Oracle ancient. Phone haunted. Writer of Evil Doom Patrol and Evil Umbrella Academy.

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I'm not evil.. it's the spores.

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The spores said they got dibs on me #watdatmean

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Who the fuck is Tina

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@GMFKnot Fantastically, I have felt no greater comfort than that the spores provide me

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Someone called it a sporegasm? #nope

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@GMFKnot The spores have temporarily allowed me to regain control over my own consciousness

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Tomorrow is the day after today

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@GMFKnot Don't trust the red light.

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More wisdom, I feel it coming

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I'm alive, despite what the squirrels might tell you

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@GMFKnot You should be!!

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@MyJobsADraag @EcstaticCryptid And you sound like a hater

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@scaryindividuaI Very relatable.

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Afternoon!!!

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So, is the mold wet or not?

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@gerardwaf You know it's going to be a good day when your non-evil counterpart mentions mold!

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It is time to wake up! The spores are active today, I hope we all have our cheese ready!

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@GMFKnot Yes.!

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Today's the day.

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@GMFKnot I haven't decided yet, something though

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Tomorrow.