Gerardy for the Party

my haters will be my waiters at the table of success -- eric adams

[Gerardy for the Party @gerbearofficial]

@muffnhemingway personally (and accurately) attacked

[Gerardy for the Party @gerbearofficial]

@benryanwriter @danarubinstein @npfandos @nytimes excellent health and science reporting thank you

[Gerardy for the Party @gerbearofficial]

@PopulismUpdates wow diva up...

[Gerardy for the Party @gerbearofficial]

@PopulismUpdates cough cough morena

[Gerardy for the Party @gerbearofficial]

megalopolis

[griffin🎃 @ohiojesustwink]

now that the election is one week away, what is the defining film of the biden era?

[Gerardy for the Party @gerbearofficial]

drag king name: stanley cup

[Gerardy for the Party @gerbearofficial]

omg no wait though because what if this is what bonds him and melania

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

“I want to be a whale psychiatrist,” former President Trump to Joe Rogan about offshore wind mills.

[Gerardy for the Party @gerbearofficial]

ted bundy will forever be a ridiculous name to me because my first experience with that surname was al and peg bundy

[Gerardy for the Party @gerbearofficial]

megalopolis was incredible because the first half is like "you should reconsider your relationship to art" and the second half is like "airport conveyor belt walkways are the solution to fascism"

[Gerardy for the Party @gerbearofficial]

there definitely shouldn't be an entire egyptian temple in the middle of new york city but uggggh it's kinda super cool that there is :(((

[Gerardy for the Party @gerbearofficial]

@PopulismUpdates spread by the anti-bahamian global elite

[Gerardy for the Party @gerbearofficial]

i love the genre of early 90s dance music (feat. monotone rap break) that explains why dancing is important and something you need to do

[Gerardy for the Party @gerbearofficial]

trying to figure out your look for a brooklyn costume party:

[Gerardy for the Party @gerbearofficial]

mailing mercury is not brat

[U.S. Postal Service @USPS]

mailing mercury is NOT brat

[Gerardy for the Party @gerbearofficial]

@davidvconway have been informed dozens of times this weekend that Coco's Just Getting Started

[Gerardy for the Party @gerbearofficial]

the number of terrible beard lines i have seen in us open audience shots...those tickets should go to people who actually know how to use a trimmer (me)

[Gerardy for the Party @gerbearofficial]

just remembered dreaming that i got a big fluffy white dog and named him Shart

[Gerardy for the Party @gerbearofficial]

took a nap and dreamed that someone asked me if eating mickey mouse would be kosher

[Gerardy for the Party @gerbearofficial]

redecorating my apartment rn will be really annoyed if i have to emigrate???