Garbitch

a place for all the trash that comes out of my head which makes great content for my posthumous biography

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@Destiny_Warlox @wildklip As if being an asshole is exclusive to race

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@ThePrussian1 @o_jurunense @JackD157 Yea the one guy is the animal, the others have nothing to do w him and were scared lmao

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@ThePrussian1 @o_jurunense @JackD157 Meanwhile all the other black people on that bus are scared too

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@1goodtern The Wright brothers when they first tried to fly lmao

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Whenever people feel bad about their parenting styles, I always drop some lore on my childhood to make them feel better about themselves, bc they never realise they could actually be worse until they hear about the calamity that is my dad

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You can’t throw someone under the bus if they’re standing in the bus lane

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How come women have to sit w their legs closed, when it’s the men whose balls fall out when they spread their legs

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@teslaownersSV @elonmusk Him tryna get the punchline of his joke out over the applause is ending me 😂😂😂

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@clairoprop @Telegraph Even if she saw the car, the speed at which it was going was too fast for her to react in time

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@izamamaa @blacktwiterthrd Couldn’t even switch it up a lil bit 🥴

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@blacktwiterthrd I love how she dressed all the way down, as to not steal her man’s spotlight 💜

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@idreamofnene23 @spicebae_ Why is this so high def 😂

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If they won’t let you be like them, be better than them

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@DAVINLEWIS9 @blacktwiterthrd A white man saw her desirability and I stand behind it 🤷‍♀️

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@MirrorPolitics Nurses should start honouring this requests, they don’t allow staff to endure racial abuse at a bank, so why should they accept it in healthcare?

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@Inspirenaire It’s kinda ugly but I’d still use it to preserve the beauty of nature

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@_celia_bedelia_ And there’s always that one person with 12 patches on their face at one time

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@Jojo_agboola I tried this toothpaste but I don’t like how goes scorched earth on your mouth and taste like carbolic soap lol

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@NightSkyToday So basically I’m in the dark timeline and all the other versions are getting all the lucky moments or what?

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@KushPapii @_edamamemami I don’t wanna shade her but those bbl things make her legs look like uncut keys