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If I’m not on Twitter, you’ll find me on Reddit.

[🥥 𝔠ђгƗ𝐒 🥄 @gerbil_snot]

@nicole_ambrose0 Only those who are masters of the quadratic formula can score a perfect goal… always stop, drop, and calculate.

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#TearsOfTheKingdom #Zelda #NintendoSwitch

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 12 Jun 2014 (via @twi_age).

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It’s only whenever I sit down do I realize I need to get back up

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 12 Jun 2014 (via @twi_age).

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@Pwn20wnd Does this fix the iMessage bug?

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COVID-19 was all just a ruse so companies could turn their water fountains off worldwide and save millions

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 12 Jun 2014 (via @twi_age).

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If I ever get my hands on a genie, I would wish for all the blood in my body to turn to pumpkin pie after I die. I want those autopsy doctors to be baffled.

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@freddiemucus I’m not in a hurry to sound like grandma after 60 years of smoking

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@freddiemucus Danny Phantom hit puberty like a truck

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@nicole_ambrose0 @samijonesss Never bothered to change yours either

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We are going to release #unc0ver 5.0.0 with support for every signed iOS version on every device using a 0day kernel vulnerability from @Pwn20wnd in sponsorship with https://t.co/l4SDOTDUla very soon. Update your devices to 13.5 and follow our progress on https://t.co/cNIUANaJr2.

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years, since 12 Jun 2014 (via @twi_age).

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@mitochondriem Let’s agree to disagree

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So my work wanted to try dabbling in meme making with a social distancing theme involved. The outcome is absolutely horrific (a thread).

Fair warning, these “memes” are terrible and not at all funny.

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@nicole_ambrose0 I’m a big fan of onions too