Janice 🇨🇦

SQL Developer * ADHD * Swim Mom * she/her

@[email protected]

[BSides Vancouver Island @BSidesVI]

Attention! The digital realm of BSidesBI is calling you to jack in on September 20th at the Victoria Conference Center. This is your chance to choose the red pill and dive deep in where knowledge is the key to the future. Tickets are on sale @ https://t.co/pQ1RQleTDG #BSidesVI

[Austin Kleon @austinkleon]

The year in review

[Elle Cordova @ellerhymes]

Meryl of the Bells

[kay ✨️ @kaynosaur]

still undoing the damage of old friends telling me this often

[Rie Merritt🌻 @IrishSQL]

Join us Monday, Dec 11 to learn how to "Use AI To Make Your Data Job Easier (and More Fun)" with Matt Gordon @sqlatspeed
Register today. Bring a Toy for Toys for Tots if you'd like to give back!#AI #AzureDataCommunity
https://t.co/JqHLo1gU7t

[Janice 🇨🇦 @gerbyj]

@snipeyhead I've been laughing at this for 5 minutes

[Paperback Paradise @paprbckparadise]

don’t even try to tell me it was poisonous

[100.3 The Q! @TheQdotFM]

I know it's hard to believe, but as God is my witness, it was forty-five years ago today -Scott

[Janice 🇨🇦 @gerbyj]

@birbigs Thank you! That was the first actually funny comedy special on Netflix in years! We appreciate you!

[Jeff Rush (He/Him) 🗹 @jeffrush]

My mistakes.

[SLIME MOLD TIME MOLD @mold_time]

Are you interested in RESEARCH? Do you like POTATOES? 🥔🥔🥔 Do you want to RIFF ON THE POTATO DIET TO FIND OUT WHY IT WORKS??? 🔀

If so, this is the blog post for you! Recruiting now for an ENTIRELY NEW KIND OF STUDY. Please RT!

https://t.co/934X1AkUNW

[Janice 🇨🇦 @gerbyj]

My baby turned 14 today and didn't want his picture taken.

[Janice 🇨🇦 @gerbyj]

@AirborneGeek This is common for me, with 2 teens each in 2 sports.

[Adam Grant @AdamMGrant]

My all-time favorite Venn diagram 😆

[Janice 🇨🇦 @gerbyj]

@ALevyInROC If the gates, etc, work, I'd be up for food at the airport

[Janice 🇨🇦 @gerbyj]

Thanks for my data superhero alter ego! @PureStorage #PASSDataSummit

[Janice 🇨🇦 @gerbyj]

@SqlEmt Checked out your blog... looks like you're having a great trip!

[Janice 🇨🇦 @gerbyj]

@DBArgenis me pls!

[brent @murrman5]

"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy