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As someone who has, according to https://t.co/76JqhUWLq0, more Neanderthal DNA than 86% of the population, I found Joe Biden’s words today deeply offensive.

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@Timheads4Mark Sounds like Canada’s own Kenny vs Spenny

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@sethmeyers @ikebarinholtz Nah, I had turkey for lunch.

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@Timheads4Mark How dare you

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@ITYSL Where be your nutcracker?

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@Sticherus Dr. Giggles...

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Impeach.

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Happy Coup Year everyone!

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@reeds_sarah Using the back of the spoon for scooping? That’s like a backhander in hockey: super effective if you’ve got the skill but difficult to master.

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@senatemajldr Who could have foreseen that the devil would have taken the form of a pasty-ass turtle?

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@realDonaldTrump You should go on The Biggest Loser because you are such a huge loser, the biggest. And your proper place is reality tv. And you have a fat ass.

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American “patriots” love to whine about how before the revolution there was taxation without representation. Well congratulations, you’ve created a dystopia in which those with the most wealth and political power appear not to pay taxes at all: representation without taxation.

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@timheidecker To put it another way you are an empty bottle and Gregg is the only thing that can fill you up.

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@timheidecker Everyone knows you’ll continue associating with him because you have no expertise on your own. You are an empty haircut in leather pants.

[Stacey Abrams @staceyabrams]

🚨BREAKING: More than 750,000 Georgians have requested their ballots for the January 5 runoff elections. Have you? Request yours today and let’s get it done... again: https://t.co/xCyh7BhY3o. 🗳👏🏿 #gapol

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@timheidecker @greggturkington VHS is the worlds most authentic art form. Gregg is a hero for preserving it. He’s a modern day Elgin marbles.

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@timheidecker Haven’t you ever heard of a statue of limitations?

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You wish you had his expertise. Your a five bag loser.

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@sarahptarcea

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Making love to a wife? It’s Simply the Best