For those asking (nobody), here is one of my biggest pet peeves: when people say “whip cream” instead of “WHIPPED cream”. It is cream that has been whipped. Okay, I’m glad we got that cleared up. #saturdayfun
I think my biggest regret of 2020 is the fact that I had the perfect opportunity to finally get my prison body during quarantine and I threw it right in the trash and gained 16 lbs instead.
been making coffee at home instead of getting starbucks for two months which according to economists should’ve made me a billionaire by now so what is happening
Having a birthday as an adult really only means that your husband and your dad find the absolute worst pictures of you in their photo library and post them on the internet for your friends to see!
Current situation: I’m at the doctor waiting on the elevator
Complete stranger: “oh I love your shoes! I mean, I hate the color but they look super comfy.”
Me: “😑”
Alex: “I don’t really want to go feed the homeless. Can’t we go hold babies instead?”
Haleigh: “Wait... animal babies or human babies?”
Alex: “Humans. I wanna go to Africa and do that. It’s a thing.” #overheardatlunch#cosmetics