Luc Gerken

a stream of consciousness on pop culture, the world, with a lot of @kellyclarkson + @Beyonce 🏳️‍🌈

[Luc Gerken @gerken229]

365 consecutive days at Runyon

[Polly Sigh @dcpoll]

I’m constantly amazed at how Republicans keep pretending that this isn’t the dumbest motherfucker who ever lived.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

STRANGE HOW ELECTIONS IN AMERICA WERE CONSIDERED SAFE UNTIL A SERIAL LIAR WHO'S ALSO A CONVICTED FELON TOLD AMERICA THEIR ELECTION ARE RIGGED. 🙄🤡

[Luc Gerken @gerken229]

@MegynKellyShow Words can’t describe how much I loathe your insincere incredulity. It’s so fake and opportunistic. Racist grifter.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

“I don’t trust the final result unless it’s exactly what I want” is the perfect representation of what the Republican Party has become

[Justin @TiredBambooLaw]

I'm shocked to find that Pratt voters have a lower tendency to engage with or care about the rest of the LA City government, shocked I say.

[Luc Gerken @gerken229]

Fire the other cop too. If it takes video evidence to fire the violent one, it shouldn’t have - as the other cop witnessed everything.

[TMZ @TMZ]

🚨 A North Carolina cop was fired after doorbell cam captures a violent arrest.

Credit: Shelby police

[Luc Gerken @gerken229]

The immediate initial vote out on blood v water is one of the most unfair twists in game history

[Calv @CalvinBuzzy]

Yall I'm rewatching blood vs water and this shit is frying me so bad like why did kat see this parchment and think to write on it hotdog style 😭

[Luc Gerken @gerken229]

I know the cards come out of a shoe on the blackjack table, but I think calling it a chute makes more sense.

[Luc Gerken @gerken229]

I could give two shits about politicians who are unfaithful to their spouse. But I start to care when their politics align with regressive Christian patriarchal “family values” that seek to restrict and litigate the lives of citizens who don’t portray their image of family values

[Luc Gerken @gerken229]

@tintafey @newheightshow genuinely cannot believe that you think she was referring your specific “viral” 114-liked tweet. Maybe if you had mentioned a “big ol’ can” like she commented on in the podcast, but nope.

[Luc Gerken @gerken229]

Ohtani legs out a RBI single and immediately signals to challenge the original call. Started the #Dodgers comeback on #MemorialDay against the Rockies. #MLB

[Luc Gerken @gerken229]

Yall remember Esmee Denters

[Luc Gerken @gerken229]

Category is: King Cake Baby Realness

[New York Post @nypost]

Lisa Rinna debuts shocking new look at Cannes with oversized white hair and wild dress https://t.co/NdwHz9e9V8

[Luc Gerken @gerken229]

@Acyn The argument that police let people in, like yeah, there were some MAGA police there opening barricades because they supported the rioters goals to overturn the election and prevent the transfer of power

[onion person @CantEverDie]

jan 6 is going to be one of those events historians look back at in 100 years questioning how the hell absolutely no one was punished for this, and instead rewarded for it 10 times over

[Luc Gerken @gerken229]

@survivor_wiki Wait what? Confused on the hypotheticals you’re proposing. Link?

[tnr92 @tnr92tnr92]

The concept of Survivor 50 having a MAGA alliance whose leader is refusing to accept the outcome after losing the majority vote

[Luc Gerken @gerken229]

@realityysimp Fun fact: you just spoiled a season for me. 🖕

[Luc Gerken @gerken229]

You’re right Jeff, we should quadruple your taxes

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Bezos on CNBC: "You could double the taxes I pay, and it's not gonna help that teacher in Queens. I promise you."

[Luc Gerken @gerken229]

You literally can’t argue against Warren’s two-cent wealth tax.

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

Jeff, how about a two-cent wealth tax?