Just saw ma mum working in the corner shop / javs asked her to put me on the tick list for a spare fag and she said and I quote fuck of u were adopted so is said u shaved Niki nick from the co-op she was ranging she is decatetad to the corner shop
PS the lad in the photo Niki
Bike to rent definitely no smoking baby was already in the basket meet me at the ferns bike still got the baby in the back and if want I will chuck a Pringles can in PS baby not bean fed in 48 hours btw not on meds
Free Wi-Fi in cell just got fingerd Steven Gerrard ware u at bro need that Jason Cummings loving the tattoo bro like to lick. My face PS want ma non existent gran wanes loving the ket
Just out ma next-door junkies hoos got caught on the ket btw tweeting from the cells in for the weekend gtg male next-door said I could shag hose wane so buzzing need that noise in ma system
Jus bee knock the fuck out lost half ma teeth need a implant fancy geez a spare fag man need a jump. In just burned down my local Chinese and chippies need a oberr and a new Chinese PS still be grand wanes
Just been kick out the butchers fking raging btw still looking for my local dealer te fix ma weelie bin only got my pet cat could go for a geam PS geez ur Pringles tub if needed
My gran wanes so nice he went to the shop and bring me so xxxxxx large Pringles and some xxxxxxxxxx small potatoe chips PS ne grand wans found on the ket PS ne pals geez ur hole