Amber Gerzan

On a never ending quest persuing baked goods 🍩🍪🧁

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Facebook is down so I’m not sure how I’m going to find out which new father I went to high school with thinks the Holocaust was exaggerated

[Ron Chusid @RonChusid]

Facebook, WhatsApp & Instagram being down is creating havoc for anti-vaxxers and all those new groups of single women seeking sex.

[Amber Gerzan @GermanGerzan]

@LilTunechi If you're in Green Bay tonight feel free to stop by Club Le Tigre

[Amber Gerzan @GermanGerzan]

Wanting another tattoo~

[Amber Gerzan @GermanGerzan]

https://t.co/6GgAZ1CeUf
@YouTube @Google
Get your shit together guys.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I don't think anyone in America should die because they can't afford to see a doctor.

Is that really so radical?

[Amber Gerzan @GermanGerzan]

Yesterday I learned that Maisiah is pronounced May-zee-uh and NOT May-sigh-ah (like Messiah?)
I need a translator for these baby names...

[Amber Gerzan @GermanGerzan]

The Forever 27 Club sounds more appealing each passing day 👍

[Amber Gerzan @GermanGerzan]

@4nsley Wow what a douchebag

[Amber Gerzan @GermanGerzan]

@4nsley You were so close to becoming spiderwoman 😭

[HARTBEAT @iHartbeat]

Ain't it weird when you love somebody but hate humans?

[Amber Gerzan @GermanGerzan]

>Tries to draw
>Draws someone who's no longer in inner circle
>FUUUU--

This is why I can't have hobbies anymore.

[Amber Gerzan @GermanGerzan]

Forever posting alarming things on Twitter so my mother doesn't see.

[Amber Gerzan @GermanGerzan]

TFW stress at work makes you seriously consider throwing your life away 🙃

[Amber Gerzan @GermanGerzan]

@4nsley Ever since I was a kid I've always hated those kissing scenes. I overreacted to them as a child and now I'm just like okay we get it... next scene please! Do you also get extremely irritable when you hear people chewing?

[Atheist Girl @iamAtheistGirl]

if it were men getting abortions instead of women they would have punch cards. 9 abortions get your 10th free.

they would give them away with beer at bars.

you could go to jiffy lube and get your oil changed and your abortion in one jiffy trip.

buy one get one free

[Amber Gerzan @GermanGerzan]

Look how precious this lil guy is I just wanna cry 😭

[Garion @Garionnnnnnn]

Holy shit it’s lil Sebastian

[Amber Gerzan @GermanGerzan]

@hmiller22 Thaanks. Sometimes I don't like being me 🙃

[Amber Gerzan @GermanGerzan]

Why
Can't
I
Just
Be
Normal
(o_o)
#anxiety #anxietyatwork #panickinginthecafeteria #Iwanttodisappear