Funny how some teams get asked about football… and others get asked to explain the world.
Shoutout to the Iran team for carrying that weight.
#WorldCup#Iran
Imagínate ponerte hasta la madre de pedo y que tu compa, en lugar de dejarte tirado, te amarre con una cinta a él para llevarte a tu casa en la moto. 😂👏🏻
Todos merecemos un amigo así… aunque la próxima mejor que pidan un taxi antes de terminar siendo nota roja.
Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis
1. Date a 23 year old
2. Quit drinking and become insufferable about it
3. Double down on drinking
4. Train for a marathon nobody asked about
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs)
7. Get divorced
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, hyrox, gardening, handstands
It’s been 12 years since James Rodríguez’s iconic World Cup run and yet, tonight may have been his best-ever performance on this stage:
-76 minutes
-5 chances created (most in WC career)
-91% pass accuracy (most in WC career)
-4 recoveries (most in WC career)
He’s still got it 👏