german

haha stupid idiot

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

strange that they’re called “light beers” despite activating the darkness within me …

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

If LeBron beats the Thunder he’s getting put in Nelson Mandela conversations

[german @germanyewest]

@allgarbled this table was thoroughly enjoyed

[autist @litteralyme0]

stomach rumbled during a j*b interview and the guy said “forgot lunch?” told him nah just hungry for success

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Woman says she tried a method and showed cats around the neighborhood a picture of her missing cat to "spread the word" and shortly after her cat returned

[german @germanyewest]

she’s such an evil bitch

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Why are white house officials then meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the files? 

Leavitt: Doesn't it show transparency that members of the trump administration are willing to brief members of congress?

[im stuck in the basement @RexJohn27147299]

@RedCorner_MMA *Rogan when criticized by a fighter*
"you know what man, you're right, I never fought professionally so I don't know"

*Rogan when a doctor criticizes RFK*
"You're a fucking joke man, you don't know what you're talking about"

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

POV: you're a zoo penguin about to be put down

[محمد السيد @mohamadassayed]

@noacochvaa

[melissa lozada-oliva @ellomelissa]

Andrew Cuomo: He hates Israel

Zohran: I am here to talk about affordability

Curtis Sliwa: In 1983 on Coney Island I was visited by a woman in many scarves. I watched as thousands of cats emerged from her bosom. I taught them all karate.

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

Did you ever buy anything from a cannabis shop?

MAMDANI: *giggles* I have

CUOMO: No.

SLIWA: I WAS SHOT FIVE TIMES

[re: emma @evemmore]

got invited over for a sip and paint tell me why we did her walls

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

Since my friend came over with her dog I haven't seen my cat anywhere, then I noticed this

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

Mountain Lion Mistakes House Cat for Cub

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

She's excited because she matches her new blankie

[rohit @krishnanrohit]

Ok Onion, that's really funny

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

me when i hear my dog cussing out the squirrel in my yard: