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Train mai travel kar raha hu..

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Mom asking me to get married
Me:

[RITESH MISHRA 🇮🇳 @Ritshuman]

HR team calling absconded employee who took laptop on day 1 and ran away :

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@FarihaaHyder Mom bol rahi hai ye aise hi Sharmate rahegi aur khana tujhse banwaegi

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Please don't drink water in indigo's planes as the water contains cockroaches and the flight attendants/ crew are not even bothered about it when informed to them,please carry your own bottle or else buy bottled water.
#Indigo @IndiGo6E

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Men don't talk to eachother in washroom

Unless they know each other close enough

[RITESH MISHRA 🇮🇳 @Ritshuman]

me looking at my leaves getting lapsed on 31st March 2023 :

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Mera dil hack kar ke batao toh mane! 😉

[Ojasvi🐈 @ojasvikhurana]

How do people have a great night life and still wake up on time next day and follow their schedule? Oh! Probably by being young :”)

[Ankur Sharma @gyani_sharmaji]

Buying saree for my mom can fix me now

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@_SecretBae When you thought it was a fart but it's not!

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@Mujhebolnedoo Kaha chali ohh jhali!! 🤣

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Me every Friday afternoon

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@heytickle_ Haan yaar plan cancel ho gaya mera!!

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Sundwa ka kay pilan hai?? Batao batao?

[jitendr Singh @HeyJitendr]

Jab se Oswald aur dragon tales dekhna band kiya hai tabhi se life ka dwonfall start hua hai :

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@ayesafedkapda 🤣🤣

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I call my best friend L.O.A.T
lodu of all time!! @ayesafedkapda

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General walo ki puri zindagi ne le rakhi hai aur koi kya hi le lega

[Ankittt @ihyankit]

You think you can hurt me ??

Bro,i am from general category!🙂

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Ye Twitter pe forever wala love milta hai kya??