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just another girl on the internet

[Andy Wang🕊 @andysvibe]

Because it does. It’s literally the law of the universe.

[lynk @lynk0x]

My financial advisor after seeing my 1350 trades with $80 profit:

[g @34rths]

And for my next trick I will call life beautiful and instantly watch it become so

[Kandidly Kamesha ✨ @KandidlyKamesha]

No amount of chemistry can make up for a lack of emotional safety.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: A Mexican “Batman” has reportedly emerged in Jalisco, hunting motorcycle thieves & taping them to street poles.

[g @34rths]

Just decided Life is going to be beautiful forever

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when i'm in a group setting and all of a sudden i get an intense feeling that i dont belong and need to leave immediately

[Hoxwald Mosley @terryturbo666]

You always bump into cunts like this in Thailand. They’ve been a sex tourist so long they start speaking like a Thai. Proper mong behaviour.

[Nem @Nemzsi]

oh yeah im sure your last gf was a crazy psycho bitch with bpd and low self esteem and it had nothing to do with the way you treated her

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

Unfortunately, I do want a provider. I do want a protector. I do want a leader. I do want a dominant man. I do want emotional maturity and effective communication. I do want mental stability. I do want to be spoiled. I do want self awareness. I do want clingy, obsessed and safe. I do want someone who chooses me every time. And nobody is going to make me feel bad for wanting those things in a partner.

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

date someone who gives you great sex, good laughs, best friend energy, open communication, consistency, and unquestionable loyalty

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Potential name for the AI industry regulatory authority:

AI Associated Institute of America, Inc or AIAIAI, pronounced “ay yai yai”

[NoLimit @NoLimitGains]

In 2019, Masayoshi Son sold a 5% stake in Nvidia for under $4 billion.

That same stake is worth $178 billion today.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Richard. He's sometimes accused of not being a real dog because of his weird paws and inability to bark. Thinks his pack would say otherwise. 12/10 for all

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Please raise your daughters to have hobbies, interests, and academics...so when they become adults and middle-aged women they have something to talk about besides a man.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I’ve never seen this much packed into 21 words

[𝜗℘ @22lacei]

The kindest thing literature does is remind you that your peculiar little feelings have always existed. Someone, in some century, was equally confused by love, bored by society, tired of performing, and hungry for meaning.

[Aspersion Caster @AspersionCaster]

Just 160 years ago 100% of them had masters. Look how far they've fallen.

[Shay.. @roshaycherice]

Ladies please remember to fill your own cup. You want flowers; go buy you some, you want a date; go enjoy a meal at the bar, you want a new bag; go cop it! We have to stop relying on men to make us happy, happiness begins within. Love on yourself, the feeling is so rewarding.