George

(she/her) i hope you like being yelled at about quantum physics, birds, and the Aus women’s cricket team

[Phoebe @flagmantle]

STOP PERCEIVING US

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years

[George @gerogerc]

@piacetri Yessssss 💜

[George @gerogerc]

@Polymarket @crumbl bro that’s only 0.000186 t of sugar, it’s basically nothing

[George @gerogerc]

@thebigjohnnyd Sport autists >>>>> sport bros

[John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd]

‘Do queer women even like sport?’ is a discourse that can only exist due to bigots being the dumbest losers alive who have no irl friends

[Poppy Penny @PoppyPenny1]

WWWWWWWWWWWHARFIE TIME ⚓️⚓️⚓️

[George @gerogerc]

@TheBackPocketAU I want to hate him for not being as good as he thinks he is but then he genuinely is that good

[George @gerogerc]

@Hendoj4 “That was pedantic from the umpire” my dude they are paid to be pedantic

[GWS GIANTS @GWSGIANTS]

Want to borrow a third quarter @stkildafc?

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Physicist 120 years ago: Maybe the inside of an atom is like plum pudding.

Physicist today: Light doesn’t experience time. All this shit might not even be real.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

“I’ll be 10 min late sorry!!!”

-ashamed
-fragile
-unreliable

“A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.”

-powerful
-commanding
-honest

[michael storer GC truther @freyalogann]

Good evening, “Essendon Football Club” was a 154 year sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

[George @gerogerc]

13 bonus years of Neale Daniher was such a gift to the footy community. Vale Neale 💖

[Poppy Penny @PoppyPenny1]

People will say Neale Daniher 'lost his battle' with MND, but I would argue he well and truly won the fight against The Beast.
Vale Neale

[Marnie Vinall @marnievinall]

Need @GWSGIANTS to release the tapes of whatever Kingsley said at halftime

[George @gerogerc]

@RayJCapo79 https://t.co/8SU5ELmVqC

[Sarah Burt @burt_sarah]

Breaking the fourth wall here: Every time some loser starts badmouthing women in sport for existing, supportive group chats explode all over the nation. We have a secret society where we laugh about your misogyny, unpack how irrelevant your views are and lift each other up.

[#1 sean darcy defender @mimibirch]

a rising star wasn't enough for murphy reid we have to make him king of a major industrialised european nation. or america's next top model. or something even more prestigious

[George @gerogerc]

@alyssaa_81 help I’m scared