Physicist 120 years ago: Maybe the inside of an atom is like plum pudding.
Physicist today: Light doesn’t experience time. All this shit might not even be real.
“I’ll be 10 min late sorry!!!”
-ashamed
-fragile
-unreliable
“A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.”
-powerful
-commanding
-honest
Good evening, “Essendon Football Club” was a 154 year sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.
Breaking the fourth wall here: Every time some loser starts badmouthing women in sport for existing, supportive group chats explode all over the nation. We have a secret society where we laugh about your misogyny, unpack how irrelevant your views are and lift each other up.
a rising star wasn't enough for murphy reid we have to make him king of a major industrialised european nation. or america's next top model. or something even more prestigious