Geronimo

Native Texan | H-town | Go Stros

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@Ranger_Up To be fair, the politician playbook of saying whatever you want regardless of truth or accuracy isn’t new or uncommon…

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@aTmColdChills 108,675

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Basically our SecDef…

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@BaseballQuotes1 What until he finds out about that GM 6.2L #NHTSAinvestigation

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Men’s USA Hockey is about to have peak viewership. #4Nations

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@HoustonTexans @MattressFirm The most gangster thing the Texans could do tomorrow is show up to play in Oilers uniforms so at least someone could ensure a team wins in those colors…

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“As Santa entered Yemeni airspace, the USS Gettysburg mistook him for an enemy drone, firing two surface to air missiles… Taking evasive maneuvers, Santa pulled 8.5 G’s while Rudolph shot flares out of his ass…” #USSGettysburg

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@elonmusk @elonmusk using LLM’s to interpret impressions from all of the above is also quite useful.

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@CenterPoint is getting a lot of heat for their slow recovery but where is the coverage of how @EntergyTX is handling restoration? I’ve notified Entergy everyday that there are trees on lines and transformers down and we haven’t even seen a single truck yet. @KHOU @abc13houston

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@ConroeCourier How does this not result in automatic removal of the school board? Criminals in every level of govt…. 🤡

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@tedcruz as is your obligation, please do as your constituents have requested of you, and stay away from NRG on Saturday. Instead, attend the Dallas Cowboys game and support your constituents to the north.
-A concerned citizen
#GoTexans

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@MConnorRadio Garcia pushes an ump, pushes Maldy, instigates a fight and Abreu gets suspended… if Garcia takes his base, it’s a non-event…. Incredible

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@benmaller Digging deep to try and be relevant…. Weak…. Wild to see so many 🤡s in the media these days….

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@McClain_on_NFL Stop drinking and tweeting old man

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Rounds the bases the same today as he did when he was a rookie… classiest player in mlb… hate him all you want, it’s the damn truth. #Astros #GoStros #HoustonAstros

[Houston Astros @astros]

Crowd silencer. Noise maker. 🤫

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THE GOLDEN ERA.

#Ready2Reign

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“Reporter tells the truth, is immediately fired” #kevinbrown

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

Orioles announcer Kevin Brown has been indefinitely suspended for these comments on Baltimore's recent record against the Rays.

(via @awfulannouncing)

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@adamclanton Tweets like this make me miss Josh Innes….

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Remember two weeks ago when we were shooting UFOs out of the sky with F-22s daily??? Wild….. #f22 #government #aliens