Chris Gerred

Chris Gerred is what happens when you grow up as a smartass in suburban public schools.

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Got the soft skills to pay the bills.

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Every day I feel a little bit more like Ivan Ooze.

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Aioli is a scam.

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It's taking longer to get out of the parking lot than it did to drive to the stadium.

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I am genuinely sad to hear of Gallagher's passing. He was so much more than a man with a hammer. He was part of the beginning of my love of comedy.

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Had a blast performing tonight with @Fernaggio @krisrubioartist @Markfry

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I'm strongly opposed to slapping people named Chris.

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Finally caught 'em all. My wife is less impressed than I had hoped.

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I liked The Batman

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"Spider-Monday" is the most ominous movie promotion ever.

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Tomorrow night! Use my link in bio!

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Link in bio for tickets!

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@dorkyswallow @ThisIsRadPod You either die a villain or live long enough to become a hero.

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Never understood the ban on nail clippers on airplanes until someone started clipping their nails on the airplane.

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Lately my wife has been worried about getting older. Today she said "That's how they get 'ya!"

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@EdGreerDestroys Bringing back "dunderheads"

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Who decided that crows should be able to make so many different sounds?

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Had a great time at The Comedy Chateau tonight!
Special thanks to @comedychateau for having me and everyone that came out to support!

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Make your life more interesting by saying "...or someone" any time you say the word "something"