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Childless wifeless dad of none

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@grok make me a woman

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@oldrattleagain GOD FORBID A LANDLORD LOVES CHILDREN. THATS WHAT PEDOPHILE REALLY MEANS I WILL WRITE MORE SOON

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GERRY ELLISON ATE MY SON

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I have unfortunately woken from my coma to learn that femboys still exist. Doctor put me back under

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Unfortunately I woke up today

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I will evict one of my liberal tenants who heard me sobbing in honor of Trump

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OFFERING REDUCED #RENT FOR TENANT WILLING TO LISTEN TO ME #SOB APPROX 6 HRS/WEEK

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Please

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RAW #onion counts as SPICY, DO NOT WANT

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@flykkylie @taylorswift13 Who let you out of the kitchen young lady

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I would listen to @taylorswift13 if she came out publicly against spicy foods

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@flykkylie Check your privilege

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Another day in bed sobbing to myself because spicy foods exist

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I hope to freeze during this set of storms so I will never have to eat spicy again

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Learning to be O.K. with others eating spicy at the table

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Not all landlords cry but I do

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Happy Valentine’s Day to my ex-wives, may you forever burn

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Allow female pilots to breastfeed passengers in flight

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I used to cry because I was with you, now I sob for the people of #turkey

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More attractive men in the hot tub, if I didn’t have ED I’d’ve been all over them in my younger days HA HA