Gert Real

Sometimes the answer is staring you in the face! Get real! Honestly!

[Gert Real @gert_real]

@cosy_kate Well f*ck off then!

[Gert Real @gert_real]

Fantastic.. if you want to live looking right up your neighbours arse holes forever more. #toocramped #boxedin #crushed #hellish https://t.co/gblaMbYDW8

[calahomes @CALAHOMES]

Now only 3 homes remaining at Dullatur Greens, Cumbernauld with a 2017 move in date. Don't miss out https://t.co/n9eXDbNYWk

[Gert Real @gert_real]

@EasigrassGlasgo Grass looks Fantastic. Not a fan of their fake plastic tree though and the kid on water pot #toofake but #nicelawn !

[Gert Real @gert_real]

Homosexual snow now.... ok 🙄 https://t.co/hiexPb2fM5

[Gert Real @gert_real]

Honest to god! Are #women THAT #uptight https://t.co/74op3VmMeh

[Eureka @Jiraiyr]

Just cross the fucking road man https://t.co/EHxkK3nXcT

[Gert Real @gert_real]

@Revtaggart the #condorrat community cannot be blamed for how #cold and #unwelcoming the #priest at St. Helens church is. At all.

[Gert Real @gert_real]

#Pessimistic of this #business turning a #profit in #Cumbernauld. The last #rollerdisco #failed 25 years ago. 🤔 https://t.co/l2RyEVaSv0

[JCP in Scotland @JCPinScotland]

Rock n Roller Disco #Cumbernauld Various inc: Reception, Cook, Cafe Att, Cleaning, Marshalls.
CV: [email protected] #NLJobsHour

[Gert Real @gert_real]

Who actually the fuck is this #moron ??? I've heard funnier #farts 💨. The #shite people get entertained with these days. I mean I ask ye! 🙄 https://t.co/6HwRo7cRMv

[DEVLIN @devlincross]

Still an all time classic #Limmy #Cumbernauld 😂 https://t.co/ptHE1vYngO

[Gert Real @gert_real]

Thought #priests were #approachable , #inviting characters ? The one at St Helens #church #condorrat #cumbernauld is one #ignorant #bastard

[Gert Real @gert_real]

The #prices for #houses these days is honestly f*ckin' laughable! https://t.co/eMO6f1DlZc

[Helen, Glasgow @watch_glasgow]

4 bed detached house, Rightmove, Raeswood Drive,
Glasgow,
G53, £296,000
https://t.co/gWw8S7ZULB

[Gert Real @gert_real]

What a load of buckin nonsense! If the bin needs emptied: empty it! If not: leave it! Sensors in bins 🙄 more money wasted... https://t.co/PHscQNTLC3

[Glasgow Times @Glasgow_Times]

'Smart' bins to help fight the war on Glasgow grime https://t.co/uooGYhoZ5G

[Gert Real @gert_real]

Glad to see some #guys #still have the #confidence to wear #proper #runningshorts. Good for you number 5 🙂 #bangtidy https://t.co/lJNtDWiFgV

[Joe Symonds @Joesymo]

SHR Champs race #1 today at Clachnaben. Men's top 3. @Joesymo @fiction_al @JethroLennox. @ShettlestonHarr 1st team.

[Gert Real @gert_real]

Typical!! The first clear night we get in #cumbernauld #scotland in weeks and #govan has to fill the sky with clouds! 🙄👎🏼 https://t.co/fg9Tjd4EmI

[Gert Real @gert_real]

I wouldn't worry too much.. it had a roller disco about 25 years ago and it still shut down to this day having lay empty for 25 years. https://t.co/FSh2To8vGX

[Gert Real @gert_real]

The man on the left is either killing himself with laughter or the woman to his left has just farted 😂😂 https://t.co/wueP1bdG10

[SCES @SCESDirector]

"Setting Out"day 4 in Glasgow.The last teaching day before the next generation of R E. Teachers complete their course.

[Gert Real @gert_real]

The joys of public transport 🙄 https://t.co/FmL8v6t1eA

[Gert Real @gert_real]

So is winning the lottery totally possible... https://t.co/8pdp91z9fg

[Fact Not Fiction @factnotfict]

It's totally possible for a person to become infected with the #HIV virus by having oral sex with a person who has HIV. #DidYouKnow

[Gert Real @gert_real]

Canny have dogs on a leash in the shops man 😂 https://t.co/5LikNAiN5l

[Gert Real @gert_real]

Well where would you put it? Doon yer pants?? 🙄 https://t.co/59YZpJYX0A

[Gert Real @gert_real]

You would think the people who covered that #tree in #Christmas #tinsel in #Campsies #glen would take it back down again afterwords...