Gerticus Maximus🇳🇿🇮🇪

Using an inappropriate level of humour for most. He/Him/Oi ewe/Stop that/Why are you not over there working

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@aoinifh Me three

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@Jasonwalls92 #dadsmobile

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@comingupcharlie Only weapon EMF released was unbelievable.......

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@RaDeeOh midnight oil simple minds....still have the cds I bought in hmv 98...classic

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@AllBlacks @TogetherAcademy Fcuk yeah. That's some fierce spirit there....long may it continue

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@aliblahblah3 Sir Ian...... favourite viewing in the square on Friday afternoons..... Great explanation on why NZ was top of the world....even had maps printed too....dare anyone to heckle, he would cut you in half in 15 seconds,...no comebacks, no survivors @g1ngerbe4rdm4n

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@courtmayhew Brilliant @g1ngerbe4rdm4n

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@mastrap84 You're going to look like a podling in The Dark Crystal.....but with a big smile

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@whaeavee They look adorable..... little tool belt/hard hat combo be perfect

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@NZLainey The great thing is,...after reading said label and consuming content of bottle... the label becomes more inspiring and makes more sense than 95* of twitter
* would be 99% but I included kittens with mirrors and dogs chasing their tail posts

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@daraobriain Nice slippers

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@itsnotgonewell When she started thinking about tearing up her beaver goes wrong

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@MerylORourke I've been double jabbed done the time so I'm at a lower risk but still wear the mask, I'm still not picking up 5G or able to order takeaway just by thinking about it..... what am I doing wrong?

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@dairymanNZ It's the propeller on the top of my hat....
#jeeneeis

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@radionova100
Feeling like a rock star but looking like chunk.
#fathead #heyyouguys #becausechips

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@IrishTimes Who?

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@MartyMtweets @PaulMcCartney @radionova100 Covid haircut before it was cool

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#liferegrets

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Missed out on a bit of sausage,....
But @g1ngerbe4rdm4n got me a goodie bag #winning
#becausechips
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