gerty

Semi-pro gambler. Amateur podcaster. #HereWeGo . Swamp Thing. 1/2 @tableitpodcast dropping NFL betting knowledge every Wednesday

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@cgysaddledome why won’t you let me inside

[Gavin @PrimaryCinema]

And it appears that… my god…he’s ordered 55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 fries, 55 cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers and 155 taters

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@KILLTOPARTY Hahaha every week with this bit

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That would be hilarious if they don’t trade Giannis again this offseason #WorldCup

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@JustinTrudeau @BarackObama @MBA_AlThani_ 3 huge dorks

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@ASheepdogsBlog @Ren_Chandler4 Thank you!

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@emilymiller What a bunch of fucking losers

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@buddhistwisdom7 It’s so bad - I’ve possibly never been more bummed out by a movie

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@jd_mcdonagh @DanhausenAD Give JD an Oscar for the shout of Danhausen

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@DiscussingFilm Are they soft launching and gauging reception for an Austin Powers 4??

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@CinemaTweets1 Had to rematch ET after seeing D.D. Wow forgot how absolutely great this flick is 💯

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@magills_ Eww gross

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Those minion guys crack me up

[Nike Basketball @nikebasketball]

Sleep well, NY.

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@DudespostingWs You should just be able to shoot squatters in the face and throw them in the trash

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@BENBALLER Cuz she’s gross and hurts my eyes

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Watching E.T. has made me irrationally angry at Spielberg for releasing that piece of massive shit disclosure day upon the world

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@jeremylovesyall Absurd 💯

[TMZ @TMZ]

Gene Shalit, Iconic Film Critic, Dead at 100 https://t.co/zrWsJEClbZ

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@DiscussingFilm Everything sucks lately