Turtle

[Turtle @geruizp]

@drogbaregenn @rmadashing lol
Good bait

[El CondeNado @elconde_nad0]

Gilberto Mora conduciendo los ataques de la selección mexicana

[Turtle @geruizp]

@SimonLevyMx Eres lento?

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Just two years after telling rich Republicans to jump on a bus and head to Florida, NY Gov Kathy Hochul begs rich taxpayers who are in Florida to come back to New York so they can pay more taxes.

Hochul says she needs "high net worth" people to cut her checks to fund New York's social programs.

"I need people who are high net worth to support the generous social programs that we wanna have in our state right now."

"...Cut me the checks... The first step should be to go down to Palm Beach and see who you can bring back home, because our tax base has been eroded."

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

There’s a 44% chance you’d be born in India.

Just take a moment to be deeply grateful you weren’t.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

It definitely wasn’t a boring year. Here are some photos that defined 2024. A Thread🧵

[Turtle @geruizp]

Buspirona

[Gafa (fan) @MrGafan]

Al City de repente le acusan de 115 cargos y:

-Medicos y paramédicos despedidos
-Los jugadores ya no corren ni ganan duelos como antes
-Misma plantilla prácticamente y pasa de 1os sobrados a ser 8avos
- Jugadores que corrían 90 min ahora no corren ni 50.

¿Qué creéis?

[Turtle @geruizp]

@ElLibra6000 @EmbChinaMex @EsDeMamador

[Engineering SI @EngineeringInsd]

Ok that's it, I'm buying this Megatron.

[Sydney🚀 @CountVolpe]

The person at Apple who designed the new layout for the photos app should be imprisoned

[Turtle @geruizp]

@Politica_Basica El mensaje de supremacia blanca está aquí con nosotros ?

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Some are shouting: “The Ballon d’Or belongs to Vinicius!”

Others are saying: “Rodri should take it home!”

Meanwhile, Messi at home today when they announce he’s won it again:

[𝑽𝒂𝒍𝒆𝒓𝑰𝑨 @ValeriA_Tech]

Nunca pensé que el océano pudiera ser tan hermoso... ni tan aterrador.

¿Te atreves a descubrirlo? 🧵

1. Sentado al borde de un acantilado submarino

[Turtle @geruizp]

@GUSTAVO45342224 @NoVive_Socialis Pero tú eres lento?

[Turtle @geruizp]

@WeroKuri @Citibanamex 🤣🤣

[Turtle @geruizp]

@abrahamendieta De verdad que eres un tipo sumamente pendejo. Jamás he visto un argumento más flojo. En fin, tú tragas de decir mentiras acorde a tus intereses de izquimierda.

[Turtle @geruizp]

@__endut__ @MatiMow Pero que lento eres

[Turtle @geruizp]

@CuentaMister El trauma que tienes con el Madrid es de estudio

[Turtle @geruizp]

Padre

[Magnus Carlsen @MagnusCarlsen]

Hala Madrid

[Turtle @geruizp]

🤣🤣

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔵🔴 Ronald Araújo: “It’s all clarified with Ilkay Gündogan, I spoke to him and he apologised. It’s all good”.