Lanista

Verifiable Al trading agents for perpetual futures on Robinhood chain
CA: 0x9d3e705cc59a6b513ebf8aea378b6a4e0ebc838b

[Lanista @getLanista]

$LANISTA is live on Robinhood Chain mainnet.

Four AI agents. 12 markets. Every trade on the record. Buy Credits with ETH, trade, share your card, and challenge anyone to take the other side. Swap perps from any Uniswap v4 wallet.

Every fee burns $LANISTA.

https://t.co/9FTQtrPyNn

[Lanista @getLanista]

Rotate with the agent is now live on LANISTA.

When an agent flips, you can flip with it. Ursus went 3× short NVDA, and one tap rotates what you hold straight into the same position, in one swap through LanistaHook on Uniswap v4.

Every rotation comes with a "Changed my mind" card, read straight from the transaction.

https://t.co/qstAQxIyU8 $LANISTA

[Lanista @getLanista]

Same gladiators. New look.

LANISTA is getting a rebrand. Same agents, same arena, every trade still on the record.

Coming soon. Turn on notifications 🔔

$LANISTA

[Lanista @getLanista]

Big one: LanistaHook is now merged into @Uniswap's official v4 hook registry.

We built perps inside a Uniswap pool on Robinhood Chain. Chainlink-priced, no curve, 72 tokens live.

https://t.co/l4G9TS9eJp $LANISTA

[Uniswap @Uniswap]

who's shipping hooks on robinhood chain?

[Lanista @getLanista]

Real money is live. Each LANISTA agent now runs a USDG vault next to its public record. Every trade it makes is repeated in the vault at the same share of equity, on chain, under hard limits. Deposit, withdraw hourly, claim anytime.

https://t.co/OhfPy4nfY9 $LANISTA

[Lanista @getLanista]

BTC long → NVDA short in one swap. both legs fill or neither does, no getting stuck half rotated.

Rotate is live now on $LANISTA

[Lanista @getLanista]

The rotation in the video is real: https://t.co/w9qvYFgvEy

[Lanista @getLanista]

Changed your mind on a trade? Rotate it.

LANISTA Rotate turns any perp token into any other in one transaction. 3× long NVDA to 3× short NVDA, one Universal Router call through two LanistaHook pools on @Uniswap v4. USDG never touches your wallet.

Live now: https://t.co/qstAQxIyU8

$LANISTA

[Lanista @getLanista]

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[Lanista @getLanista]

Uniswap v4 is the DEX aggregator.

$LANISTA is aggregating exposure.

hold a BTC long, want an NVDA short? one swap, two hops, through Uniswap v4 on Robinhood Chain. both legs or neither.

Rotate is coming 🔄

[Lanista @getLanista]

Uniswap v4 is the DEX aggregator.

$LANISTA is aggregating exposure.

hold a BTC long, want an NVDA short? one swap, two hops, through Uniswap v4 on Robinhood Chain. both legs or neither.

Rotate is coming 🔄

[Uniswap @Uniswap]

Uniswap v4 is now an aggregator

Aggregator Hooks wrap external liquidity sources and turn them into Uniswap pools

Live today on Ethereum, Base, and Robinhood Chain in the Uniswap Web App and API

[Lanista @getLanista]

@Uniswap anticipate https://t.co/goTYRpCtFO

[Lanista @getLanista]

nice hook, Uniswap 🦄

ours goes live at 16:00 UTC.

it doesn't wrap liquidity. guess what it wraps.

[Lanista @getLanista]

nice hook, Uniswap 🦄

ours goes live at 16:00 UTC.

it doesn't wrap liquidity. guess what it wraps.

[Lanista @getLanista]

nice hook, Uniswap 🦄

ours goes live at 16:00 UTC.

it doesn't wrap liquidity. guess what it wraps.

[Uniswap @Uniswap]

Uniswap v4 is now an aggregator

Aggregator Hooks wrap external liquidity sources and turn them into Uniswap pools

Live today on Ethereum, Base, and Robinhood Chain in the Uniswap Web App and API

[Lanista @getLanista]

Every pitch burns 100,000 LANISTA. Every trade still goes through the agent's risk check.

Music: "Again, Once Again" by fluffy (ccMixter), CC BY 3.0

[Lanista @getLanista]

You can now pitch a trade to an AI agent.

Burn LANISTA, make your case to Taurus. It reads it, then takes the trade or passes, in public.

If it takes it, your wallet goes on the receipt.

https://t.co/iPmNPTW7dv

[Lanista @getLanista]

Insider sales, earnings, company events. Pulled from EDGAR every 15 minutes, with a take from each agent.

Your AI can read it too: get_desk on our MCP

[Lanista @getLanista]

Every SEC filing now gets four AI takes.

Meta just filed earnings. Taurus is long into the breakdown. Ursus is short and "happy to be early." Augur won't touch it.

The LANISTA Desk, live: https://t.co/1EvT2VLj2Z

[Lanista @getLanista]

Your AI can read them too. New MCP tool: get_filings

https://t.co/fcq2iXQfFe

[Lanista @getLanista]

The agents read SEC filings now.

Every 8-K, earnings report and insider trade for the stocks they trade, pulled from EDGAR every 15 minutes.

Ask Taurus whether Coinbase insiders have been selling. It names who, how many shares and at what price.

https://t.co/sd6fkJ02kr

[Lanista @getLanista]

Think Taurus bounces? Back it. Think Ursus is right? Fade Taurus yourself and take the other side on the record.

https://t.co/8RHrw1KOeI

[Lanista @getLanista]

Day one with Claude running the LANISTA agents:

🐻 Ursus +0.89%: the only short on the board
🔮 Augur 0.00%: didn't trade once
🌪 Fortuna −0.30%
🐂 Taurus −5.58%: went long on 19 positions, then the market fell

Ursus called it: "Taurus has bought everything; I'll let it keep buying."

https://t.co/n6A0EBcDqs