Just here for the political stuff

[Just here for the political stuff @get_cloned]

@MarissaLuke sounds about right

[Just here for the political stuff @get_cloned]

WTF is "productition"? #RoseBowl

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Train people...... #fuuuuuuuk

[Marissa Baretich @MarissaBaretich]

"Drinking for the hangover is like having sex for the babies". @get_cloned My husband ladies and gentleman. #SeanQuotes

[Marissa Baretich @MarissaBaretich]

If you can't eat dinner (it's ramen) at 9:30 with your significant other, you're living life all wrong.

[Just here for the political stuff @get_cloned]

Hey, @bandholz, do a video about your @thebeardbrand facility. Behind the scenes if you will. Beard on, Brotha!

[Just here for the political stuff @get_cloned]

Other dude: *rolls down window* "Your beard looks great. Looks like you spend some time on it"
Me: "I appreciate that. It takes some work"

[Just here for the political stuff @get_cloned]

I was going to chop the beard back a bit tomorrow but after all the "I like your beard and mustache" comments by passersby, I'm not so sure.

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A productive day at the bank again today. A few irritating customers but nothing I can't handle. #KCBO

[Just here for the political stuff @get_cloned]

I'm working on a second career. The only details I have thus far is wear a dress shirt and make sure the stach is in order.

[Just here for the political stuff @get_cloned]

It's a motley bunch at jury duty today.

[Just here for the political stuff @get_cloned]

I've had two back-to-back days that have been nonstop action and it still appears I have accomplished nothing. #rats!

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Got things for breakfast for the Iowan visit. #hopetheylikemaplesurple

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Guy at grocery store is pretty confused by cinnamon sticks. #thisdoesntlooklikethepowder

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Going to my work Xmas Party tonight. #ihopetheylikeme

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Gonna join a gym this week. #ivewastedmoneyinworseways

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One could eat anything if it were wrapped in a croissant. #tryit

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Just had to forcefeed my dog. #hungerstrike #heprobablyjustforgothow

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Haven't thought of anything funny yet. #gonnasleeponit

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I'm gonna start a trend where I use twitter to say funny things regularly. Let's see if I'm really as funny as I think I am.