Hemmy

I took a shot of ranch one time for a dollar. I don't think they ever gave me that dollar.

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One aspect of parenting no one prepared me for is how much your toddler can hurt your feelings.

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@ohheyitsshanna Hahaha ok good!

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@jacobwithaphone It is too soon though.

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@bobbybonesshow Had a pain in my right side that they said was a pulled muscle, a week later I was having super high fevers with rigors (shivering so hard it felt like convulsing) and they said it was a virus. Turns out it was a kidney infection all along.

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Drop by Springfield Public Schools Back to School Bash to start a successful school year! This free event is open to all SPS students and families. Visit our booth to learn more about where to get food through Ozarks Food Harvest's hunger-relief network.

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Summer isn't complete without a dip in the pool! Admission to all Springfield-Greene County Park Board outdoor pools is $1 or free with one canned food item per person every day between 5:30-6:30pm. Splash and Sizzle food drive happens now through Labor Day.

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I’m trying to go for a “natural beauty” thing this summer so I spent $70 at Ulta yesterday.

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@RaeFaiman Oh, I love a good magic eraser to the doors too. And I do really need to get a professional deep clean. Maybe that would help motivate me to keep things tidier and spot clean more often instead of feeling so overwhelmed all the time.

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I know I’ve become an adult because I care about things like dusting my baseboards now.

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@LivMaddix To elaborate I wasn’t supposed to be able to take anything from my office but my purse, but I grabbed an armful of other (expensive) belongings. Then had to come back when my husband was available to help to get my mini fridge and other stuff that they brought outside to us.

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@LivMaddix Yes

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There’s like twelve different things I should be doing right now so I’m overwhelmed and laying in my bed.

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First I broke the expensive pampered chef cold brew pitcher someone gifted me, then this🙃

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@raygeeonair It’s like they think they’ll get an extra hundred dollars for their crappy dresser that’s clearly from the 80s/90s and I’m not falling for it!🤣

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People are pretty fast and loose with the term “mid-century modern” on Facebook marketplace.

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@jeezusmaryandjo Hope all is well!

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@thisisJakeB This makes me happy😄🤣

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@justmebillyg Sad and also false 🤣

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I was warned about postpartum hair loss and was able to mentally prepare for it, but I was not at all prepared for how annoying it is as it grows back.