Leah Lane

[Leah Lane @get_leah]

Hey @Snapple !! 10 years ago, my little sister WON a promotion where she was supposed to get a FULL case of Snapple. She never got it. What’s the dealio? Your move Snapple.

[Leah Lane @get_leah]

Not my coworker subtweeting me. Can’t anything stay private nowadays 😑

[oscy @BucketofSnails]

Went out and 2 girls were drunkenly chatting about wonton soup for 10 minutes

[Leah Lane @get_leah]

@BucketofSnails Omg I’m famous

[Leah Lane @get_leah]

@BucketofSnails A back to back joke was right there man

[Leah Lane @get_leah]

Holy shit it already started 😭

[Niko Efstathiou @NikoEfst]

Trump: "That is why today, I declare a national energy emergency. We will drill baby, drill".

Meanwhile the world:

[Leah Lane @get_leah]

Calling it RIGHT NOW Marcelo Hernandez will be playing Luigi mangione on weekend update

[Muppet Wiki ✪ @MuppetWiki]

For years, adults on Sesame Street didn't believe Big Bird when he spoke out. The decision was made to end this thread as it sent a message of not being able to trust those with influence. Don't let someone's clout keep you from speaking up. Big Bird can overcome, so can you. 💛

[Leah Lane @get_leah]

@muppetfellow That’s exactly what I’m following you for

[Leah Lane @get_leah]

Imagine rejoining twitter just to have the worst takes of all time 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Leah Lane @get_leah]

@Holly_lauren16 @StarmansArt Why even post apologies if you’re just going to backtrack by trying to blame the victims??? This is NOT a good look for you either.

[Leah Lane @get_leah]

@lew_jeffrey @bach_rants What’s wrong with Gil??

[Leah Lane @get_leah]

@DisneyFoodBlog You need to try this food hack. Order a plain cheese pizza and tomato soup at the contemporary hotel, and dip the pizza in the soup. You will NOT be sorry! 🍅🍕🥫

[Leah Lane @get_leah]

WHY ARE WE WATCHING A THREESOME AT THE OLYMPICS

[Leah Lane @get_leah]

@OffhandDisney Country bears coming to Disneyland- they’ve hinted at it a few times in their Instagram posts

[Leah Lane @get_leah]

@Defunctland Omg and here’s a picture of me at the circus 😂

[Leah Lane @get_leah]

@Defunctland Oh my gosh yes! I went to wannado in Florida. I have so many memories of this place. I remember being a circus performer, archeologist, they even had a retired judge working in the court house when you were a lawyer! I think I still have my wallet somewhere!

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Usually if a group of writers and actors are united against you that means you are the antagonist of a Muppet movie

[The Animation Guild // #WeAre839 @animationguild]

TAG stands with @sagaftra! We support SAG and the WGA in their fight for a fair deal and will share more information with TAG members soon. #unionstrong

[Writers Guild of America East @WGAEast]

Starting at midnight, @sagaftra, WGA East and @WGAWest will be on strike at the same time for the first time in 63 years. We're making history, while fighting for the future.

See you on the picket lines until fair contracts are reached. #WGAstrong #SAGAFTRAstrike #1u

[Leah Lane @get_leah]

@samreich Twilight: breaking Pawn

If you are playing chess during a full moon you are actually given an opportunity to turn one of your opponents pawns into one of your own.