Rishabh

for the culture

[Howling Moetant 🧊 @MoeKJV1611jaja]

His eyes were a striking blue, like blue Gatorade, and his cheeks were flushed, like red Gatorade. His demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like yellow Gatorade. And his shirt was the hue of orange Gatorade

[Varun Rana @the_varunrana]

I think we’ve all been sleeping on NYC

what a city

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

personally i am not really impressed when a computer is good at math — since a computer is math . i am a lot more intrigued by things like , for example , a rat being an exceptional cook — since that’s not really expected

[Kendall Pennington @Kenny___Rose]

getting in the waymo after 3 drinks and asking the waymo how long its been waymoing

[holden m. accountable @noahpasaran]

elmo’s leveraged up to his gills

[LJ 👩🏻‍🦰🍒🪐 @crotchner2]

being realistic

[claudia @idkcloudy]

this probably feels immaculate

[Miranda Brown @p00ba]

Me high at the grocery store: didn’t she just sing this part?

My roommate: it’s the chorus

[Rishabh @get_rish_quick]

brb making a pilgrimage to the greg heffley statue at umd

[hannah @hqnnibals]

my university had the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever and they did it by unveiling a greg heffley statue

[Rishabh @get_rish_quick]

im not mexican

[megan @chismosavirus]

i would love to eat the duolingo bird battered and fried with some ranch

[alyssa 🩷 @lysworley]

i wish snapchat would breathalyze you before letting you add to your story

[Rishabh @get_rish_quick]

@SuperDoobieBros lol, im overseas and doing exactly that everyday

[JUMEX 🪶 @vmpchriis]

idk how to flirt but if you wanna argue, im here

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Mnemonic device to remember the Great Lakes.

[tacks @fuckyoutacks]

what if rihanna isn’t pregnant what if she just got really fckin fat

[Rishabh @get_rish_quick]

Omar: “If it’s in the water, it’s a fish”
Rohan: “Titanic is a fish”

[Spac𝓮 ⭐️ @spaceeong]

if you ain’t get a new years kiss just remember valentine’s day coming and you won’t have a valentine either