• reverend land pansy •

The Official Account of Beer Tits. A self-proclaimed glizzy gladiator

[• reverend land pansy • @get_sumass]

when bae fucking up but you with your family at Disney World

[Alex Taliadoros @AlexCTaliadoros]

Zach Bryan’s politics are fascinating.

— Raised in Oklahoma
— US Navy veteran
— Released anti-ICE song
— Has new anti-AI song
— Toured with trans musicians
— Criticized Turning Point USA
— Wore “Free Palestine” at Gillette, the stadium owned by Robert Kraft who banned Macklemore

[mrs. glock 🩵 @mylovedes_1]

nobody has ever talked to michael like this it fucked him up real bad 😭😭😭

[Landon Thomas @sixfivelando]

Gabby Williams: “I heard Too Short was in the building, I couldn’t lose in front of Too Short. So only one thing, what’s my fav word?!?”

Crowd: B*tchhhhhh

OMG 😂😂😂

[ASHLEY FRESHWATER @AshleyTXBurner]

When Leonard Fournette was ten years old, he spent 5 days on the Claiborne Avenue Bridge, wading thru the toxic Katrina water, risking his life, to go get food and water for elderly family members who were on that bridge with him.

I don’t where in the fuck this man gets off saying anything about Leonard fucking Fournette’s mental toughness.

@EmmanuelAcho don’t you ever in your miserable fkn life open your mouth on Leonard Fournette ever the fuck again. You were born a bitch and you gon die a bitch. You have been bitchmade from the JUMP. And it’s shut-your-bitch-mouth time when if comes to your fkn bitch mouth sayin shit about Leonard Fournette.

[Melina Myers @melinasphotos]

ALS can hit anyone at any time and there are no treatments or cures. Terrifying.
I pray for those every day whose lives have been permanently altered by this disease.

[a @sohoqe]

uni student life

[AFC South Champ Spodee 13-4 @duvalbags]

Dawg my wife had me in tears last night is this really what it sound like to yall? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Next September, 2027 at this exact time, you will be standing in the places you used to dream about. Living your most beautiful rich life. Send this to yourself.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Tim Curry has sadly passed away at the age of 80.

[Nana @nayeonframboesa]

eu sempre me acabo de rir com esse

[MECCA @iH8Meccavellii]

REAL BITCHES DONT DIE BC THEY SHIT LIVE ON FOREVER

[ًً @duceamore]

me in the club on friday cus it's hayden's birthday and ima do my big one for the queen

[lola! @yrauntielola]

Underrated joke of the whole film is that the white girl is objectively a much worse person but everyone glosses over it

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

A few decades ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Big Pussy. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash, and no Pussy.

[sloan @Sloanstweets]

My heart hurts. 😔

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Holy fuck, RIP to a legend

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is National Cousins Day.

[★ @veiconkrispi]

rip queen

[Space Princess Alexandria 👑 @agentofchaos427]

This has been stuck in my head for days so now I’m seeing it on my timeline like oh yeah this actually was a real thing and man it had white women in a chokehold