Helen Gaffney

a digital platform for my wildest thoughts. excerpts from my diary “Hey twitter world” ⛈

[Helen Gaffney @get_the_hell_in]

@Starbucks I found a rat in my drink

[nick kroll @nickkroll]

#TBT I love my accountant but sometimes he photobombs me and it makes me uncomfortable.

[Hen Mazzig @HenMazzig]

It is heartbreaking to read all the testimonies from Jewish ppl responding to the horrible hashtag #JewishPrivilege that was trending...

We flipped it and used this hashtag, that was created to degrade us, to tell our stories.

I encourage all my non-Jewish followers to listen:

[nick kroll @nickkroll]

That’s right baby!

[Dea @dea147]

I really did wifey shit for bums 😭 why did no one call the police

[(((Jew))) @JoshMalina]

Friendly reminder: Louis Farrakhan is a virulent jew-hater. He is trash. Don't tweet out his greatest hits.

[Helen Gaffney @get_the_hell_in]

I just Taco joed

[angel pupils @sullengyal]

y’all know what to do<3 westfield state in Massachusetts

[Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings]

I'm terrified for 2022. The sequel is always worse than the the original.

[Grace Valentine @GraceV96]

Some girl out there needs to hear this:

You will never be as skinny as you were in high school because YOU AREN’T 16 ANYMORE. You have a body that can BEAR kids. You are past puberty. Stop beating yourself up for not fitting in the american eagle size 0 jeans you wore years ago

[Helen Gaffney @get_the_hell_in]

Meats and sweets

[Alice @slicey_slice]

so happy to learn they’ve lifted social distancing rules for those who peaked in high school. party on girlies!

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

In retrospect, asking dudes to wear a mask if they go outside when they won't even wear a condom for 45 seconds was probably a big request.

[Tom Hanks @tomhanks]

Look! I hit on a King and a Deuce! 21! Hanx.

[Helen Gaffney @get_the_hell_in]

Honestly RL stine is such a DILF

[Helen Gaffney @get_the_hell_in]

Lol spaghetti warehouse is disgusting

[Saneer • @Saneeero]

if ur girlfriend takes birth control go tell her thank u or buy her flowers or just fuckin hug her for an extra second bc those things are literally depression pills & y’all don’t realize what they go thru just so y’all can nut

[Jerry Seinfeld @JerrySeinfeld]

Science and nature make the rules of this game.

“Bees don’t care what human beings think is impossible.”

Nov. 2, 2007

[Governor Mike DeWine @GovMikeDeWine]

I am deeply concerned by the anti-Semitic sign at Ohio’s Statehouse during a recent protest rally. The sign was vile and disgusting. While even disgusting speech is constitutionally protected, it still demands condemnation.