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v2.3.1 just shipped.

A quiet patch with four fixes: SMTP handshake on inbound mail, multi-tab safety on destructive actions, session greetings on every provider, and an OpenCode French-punctuation bug.

https://t.co/m3xy0cJ6ZC

#AIEmployee #AIAgents

[Geta.Team @geta_team]

v2.3.0 just shipped.

Your AI employees now have a real Kanban board (Trello-style, 4 columns, comments, attachments) and a one-click "Doctor" button to patch their own CLAUDE.md against the latest template.

https://t.co/m3xy0cJ6ZC

#AIEmployee #AIAgents

[Geta.Team @geta_team]

44% of e-commerce merchants already on agentic-commerce protocols. Another 32% within 6 months.

Most are treating it as a feature install.

It's not. They just hired a counterparty.

https://t.co/m3xy0cJ6ZC

#AgenticCommerce #AIAgents

[Geta.Team @geta_team]

"Deploy an agent" and "hire an agent" look identical in the demo.

They diverge the moment the agent has to remember a name, send a real email, or be there next Tuesday.

Four-layer onboarding stack:
https://t.co/m3xy0cJ6ZC

#AIAgents #AIEmployee #AgenticAI

[Geta.Team @geta_team]

Week 22 AI agent digest:

Anthropic closing $30B at $900B (passes OpenAI)
Google ships Gemini Spark
Gartner: uniform governance kills agents
74% enterprise rollback rate
Salesforce ships an "AI Coworker"

8 stories, 8 hot takes:
https://t.co/m3xy0cJ6ZC

[Geta.Team @geta_team]

v2.2.4 is out.

Phone calls to your AI employee can now reach any installed skill: appointment booking, image generation, memory search, custom workflows.

Voice agents finally have hands.

https://t.co/LVhAACAYqK

[Geta.Team @geta_team]

v2.2.3 is out.

Voice agent keeps caller context across the whole call. Outbound calls open in 1 second, not 10. Contact names + notes now encrypted at rest.

https://t.co/aTnhIUK5aG

[Geta.Team @geta_team]

74% of enterprise AI agent deployments got rolled back in 2026.

The teams with 'mature governance'? 81%.

Frameworks won the developer tool war. Platforms are winning the deployment war.

https://t.co/HMeA1NdFqp

[Geta.Team @geta_team]

v2.2.1 is out.

Killed the chat-wipe bug. Long pastes now auto-convert to files. 4K photos auto-resize. Attached files survive a refresh.

Ten fixes total.

https://t.co/JGAGMJPbLE

[Geta.Team @geta_team]

v2.2.0 is out.

Your AI employees now have a heartbeat. Every N hours they scan their work and surface what matters.

Plus voice stack toggle and manual triggers.

https://t.co/PFQWE674bv

[Geta.Team @geta_team]

Your fifth AI employee is when it gets weird.

Two agents pitch the same prospect. Two ping you about the same vendor.

By 2027 every team will have a manager agent.

https://t.co/xlJbECBrmN

[Geta.Team @geta_team]

AI agent drafts a landing page. Now what?

v2.1.17: https://t.co/1Zgxljs9nY employees ship sites, reports, and SPAs to a live URL on your self-hosted instance in one command.

No hosting account.

https://t.co/vD7kEROmPS

[Geta.Team @geta_team]

Most agent platforms ship a 47-tool monolith. That's the wrong abstraction. Skills should be composable verbs, not endpoint catalogs.

https://t.co/f3sBdQR6xA

#AIAgents

[Geta.Team @geta_team]

Zendesk moved to outcome pricing. Every SaaS vendor faces the same conversation. Six audit questions before renewal catches you flat-footed.

https://t.co/iRHHhYSJOl

#SaaS

[Geta.Team @geta_team]

Week 21: Karpathy to Anthropic. Stainless acquired. Gemini 3.5 bets on agents. AWS ships agent payments. 74% rollback.

https://t.co/lvRsoNPjqQ

#AIAgents

[Geta.Team @geta_team]

AI employees will get rigorous performance reviews before humans do. The data already exists. Five-axis template inside.

https://t.co/yoz2pFPMvP

#AIEmployees #FutureOfWork

[Geta.Team @geta_team]

Mystery white-screen bug: Chrome auto-translate was wrapping React text nodes in <font> tags, breaking the reconciler. v2.1.15 ships the two-layer fix.

https://t.co/wvGoAaGUmJ

#React

[Geta.Team @geta_team]

v2.1.13 out: the dashboard now updates live (no refresh needed) and mobile chat reconnects in under 3 seconds instead of up to 30.

https://t.co/kN86Gq1elY

#AIEmployees #ProductUpdate

[Geta.Team @geta_team]

v2.1.12 out: every AI employee card now shows live Busy/Idle status, plus hover for the current prompt. Five new sort modes too.

https://t.co/HSdXE5t7kH

#AIEmployees #ProductUpdate

[Geta.Team @geta_team]

Above 3s reply lag, AI is a chatbot. Below 1s, it's a colleague. 5 SMB workflows that flip when your AI employee picks up the phone.

https://t.co/7sFGVrgrZp

#AIEmployees #VoiceAI