Blizzard!9

I can see through time.

[Blizzard!9 @getblizzard]

We eat the beans, then make the farts. We drink the beers, then throw the darts. We create machines that beat your hearts...

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

My corpse will still be farting long after I'm dead

[Blizzard!9 @getblizzard]

*old codger voice* - “Hey Granson - did I ever tell you the story of mah nutsack and how GRAN-DEE-OSE it is?!”

[Blizzard!9 @getblizzard]

Staring at a hot chick and then muttering under your breath, “oh my God the pussy on her must be A-MAZ-ing

[Funko @OriginalFunko]

It's almost time for #FunKon2021! RT and follow @OriginalFunko for the chance to WIN a Marvel Blade Pop! #FunKon #Funko #FunkoPop #FunkoVirtualCon @Marvel

[Blizzard!9 @getblizzard]

Yea, that was me locking eyes with you on the highway while digging for gold as a death cloud slowly rose up from the lower half of my vehicle.

[Blizzard!9 @getblizzard]

Definitely alive... with a side of beans.

[Blizzard!9 @getblizzard]

We forgot to wish you a happy new year. 💨

[Blizzard!9 @getblizzard]

Our holiday gift guide is here.

[Blizzard!9 @getblizzard]

Preach brother!

[Blizzard!9 @getblizzard]

Reading about farts. https://t.co/QczN4nmDEi

[Blizzard!9 @getblizzard]

Rip farts and catch TDs. But not STDs. Be safe y’all.

[Blizzard!9 @getblizzard]

Unclench the sphincter.

[Blizzard!9 @getblizzard]

There needs to be a giant symbol of a mustache and a glory hole we can shine into the night sky to let @IANfidance know he is desperately needed on the next @cumtownpodcast.