Serotonin? 🚬 I havent heard that name in years

I'm just a sad muppet with an art degree and too many feelings. I spend my days as a kindergarten teacher who can’t spell and loves to read smutty romance

[Serotonin? 🚬 I havent heard that name in years @getcremebrulaid]

Target acquired. Don’t ask me how much I spent

[Serotonin? 🚬 I havent heard that name in years @getcremebrulaid]

Why am I in the year 2024 so invested in finding a complete Fruits Basket set?

[Serotonin? 🚬 I havent heard that name in years @getcremebrulaid]

@Robbb_Thomas The teenage nostalgia has a chokehold on me

[Serotonin? 🚬 I havent heard that name in years @getcremebrulaid]

Why am I in the year 2024 so invested in finding a complete Fruits Basket set?

[Serotonin? 🚬 I havent heard that name in years @getcremebrulaid]

😭 not again

[Serotonin? 🚬 I havent heard that name in years @getcremebrulaid]

Walked in on my mom openly weeping to an episode of One Piece 😂

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

I’m sorry I was just texting you my resignation

[Serotonin? 🚬 I havent heard that name in years @getcremebrulaid]

@Gorilla_glue It’s still a work in progress. It’s gotten pretty far along. The roof is finished and it has all its windows and doors. I think they have a ton to do on the inside though

[Serotonin? 🚬 I havent heard that name in years @getcremebrulaid]

Do I upgrade to the bigger room and just accept that Eric and his family are going to see my tits??? Or stay in the smaller room because I already redid my floor and painted a mural????

[Serotonin? 🚬 I havent heard that name in years @getcremebrulaid]

We stay overthinking our interactions ✌🏽

[Serotonin? 🚬 I havent heard that name in years @getcremebrulaid]

Pretty sure there’s a squirrel in the house again. I found a pine cone in the middle of the floor that wasn’t there yesterday

[Serotonin? 🚬 I havent heard that name in years @getcremebrulaid]

The real question is: Are we actually not alone, is there a ghost, have I been stress sleepwalking??????

[Serotonin? 🚬 I havent heard that name in years @getcremebrulaid]

We have this running joke that there’s someone living in our walls but theres genuinely something fishy happening in the house. Shit moves around and goes missing a lot.

[Serotonin? 🚬 I havent heard that name in years @getcremebrulaid]

It’s wild how my immune system just says BYE~ 👋🏽 any time I get even the slightest bit stressed out 🙃

[Serotonin? 🚬 I havent heard that name in years @getcremebrulaid]

@Robbb_Thomas

[Serotonin? 🚬 I havent heard that name in years @getcremebrulaid]

He wished me an early “Happy 22nd birthday” and told me not to go to work because it’s a scam

[Serotonin? 🚬 I havent heard that name in years @getcremebrulaid]

My father hasn’t spoken to me in a year and he emails me a blank email with the subject line “HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TODAY”. Does he think I will forget to wish my mom a happy Mother’s Day???? Or does he assume I have my own children by now???

[Serotonin? 🚬 I havent heard that name in years @getcremebrulaid]

My father hasn’t spoken to me in a year and he emails me a blank email with the subject line “HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TODAY”. Does he think I will forget to wish my mom a happy Mother’s Day???? Or does he assume I have my own children by now???

[Serotonin? 🚬 I havent heard that name in years @getcremebrulaid]

I told myself no more cutting my hair this year, but I’m the kind of stressed that only scissors will satisfy

[Serotonin? 🚬 I havent heard that name in years @getcremebrulaid]

One of the kids said something so stupid that his dad replied, “Thank god we’re saving money for you.” 😂😂😂☠️

[Serotonin? 🚬 I havent heard that name in years @getcremebrulaid]

Don’t forget to do your taxes folks. Don’t be like me 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Serotonin? 🚬 I havent heard that name in years @getcremebrulaid]

@Robbb_Thomas 😂 Well when you put it that way…

[Serotonin? 🚬 I havent heard that name in years @getcremebrulaid]

My mom asked me to move to a different bedroom in the house. My window currently faces the woods and moving would put me facing the street. The room is bigger, but I’m very much the naked neighbor and there’s someone building a house directly across the street.