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@TicketmasterCS

I still haven’t received my tickets in my account and the event is tonight. Can I get some help please?

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Five fingers of death is such a movie! And possibly has the best name...... Ever! #grindhouse

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Listening to some good old Clapton, what a legend! #claptonisgod

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"@UberFacts: There are 47 people named "Lol" in the U.S." There's 2 guys called LMFAO as well.

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"@UberFacts: There are 47 people named "Lol" in the U.S." Wow, what a joke!

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"@UberFacts: People with long legs are generally healthier than people with short legs." well sometimes you draw the short leg, sorry straw*

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"@UberFacts: 95% of high school students say they’ve cheated during the course of their education." yeah and the other 5% admit to be liers

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Clint Eastwood is such a legend. He should really do more movies these days. #badass

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Heading down to the gym now, will hopefully end up like @Schwarzenegger. one day! #ripped

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"@coconutisdabomb: " Pets stop you having a RUFF time." Someone has seen the new Go Compare advert! #original

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May the 4th be with you! #starwarsday

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"@TheQuestionerr_: Who made you join twitter?" @coconutisdabomb. Damn you Magill!!!!

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Just watched Seven 'fucking' Psychopaths; hiliarous. Kind of reminds me of my career path. 'it went on for 11 fucking years!'

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@QTarantino_news. Just watched Pulp Fiction, my favourite movie of all time!

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@Schwarzenegger Just watched Pumping Iron - best movie ever!

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@_whufcJack_ @coconutisdabomb . Ah, watching you guys battling it out has really SAPped the energy from me!

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"@UberFacts: Beer was often given to children in Belgium schools during the 1970s." Wow, what a WASTED childhood!

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"@coconutisdabomb @_whufcJack_ Well it seems as if this pun battle has many BRANCHES.

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"@_whufcJack_: well carland thats PINE with me!