Tristan Whitehead

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@OttawaMorning why is our local Ottawa traffic reporter making lame jokes about the Ottawa Senators? (i.e. comparing them to a bunch of turkeys on the Palladium highway ramp). Maybe said reporter would feel more comfortable on Montreal radio? 🤔

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Watch the video for this fanastic new song by Tim Baker. A Canadian treasure and master in his craft https://t.co/WiB5wqrU0v

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@LalimesMartian @_MarkSutcliffe @Senators @SensFoundation @SpartaCat @ian_mendes Real classy Martian

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@stphnmaher For some context, Charlie is editor of the Kitchissippi Times. A local newspaper that covers the neighbourhoods of Hintonburg, Wellington West and Westboro i.e. not in Nepean which is where Carney is running

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@Charlie_Senack Honest question, what does Kitchissippi Times have to do with Nepean riding? Your circulation area barely goes past Westboro. I suggest focusing your coverage on the races in Ottawa Centre and Ottawa West- Nepean

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@OttawaMorning please remind @johnhancockcbc that we have an NHL team here in Ottawa that he should probably mention from time to time in his sportscasts

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@jmbprime Lol nice try bot

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https://t.co/wNiPJg7dYm

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@Sportsnet probably not the best day to televise the performance of the US national anthem and gratuitous close-ups of the american flag waving? Read the room please

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@grahamctv I think this guy's playing too much GTA V 🤔

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@OC_Transpo Truly mind-boggling that you would close the nearest LRT station during a major event at LeBreton Flats. Who is responsible for making this decision? Baffling and unacceptable cc: @_MarkSutcliffe @ArielTroster @OttawaPolice @CdnHeritage @jeffleiper @tm_kavanagh

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@NCC_CCN I'm just glad it's temporary. If you wanted to make a real statement you should have put it next to the SJAM Parkway rather than a bike path 🤦‍♂️

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@InTownAndOut your story on pigeon racing this morning had me lol'ing. How about next week a profile on Ottawa's cockfighting community? The pandemic really hit them hard 😉

[Hayden @haydendesser]

“On A Beach” (feat. Feist) song and video starring Feist, (@FeistMusic) Matt Berninger (@TheNational) and Steve Buscemi #stevebuscemi OUT NOW!!!!! https://t.co/xzYNLq6k6d

[Chrystia Freeland @cafreeland]

The people of Ukraine are today showing the incredible strength of a free people fighting for their democracy.

This is one of those times, and one of those places, where freedom confronts tyranny.

We are determined that freedom will triumph, and it will.

[Tristan Whitehead @getdistracted]

@jamesnicholson Sounds a bit Irish. "Oh bless your heart I mistook you for Fungus O'Rorke!"

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Jordan Klepper vs. Canadian Truckers

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@KatePorterCBC Stay classy @RickChiarelli

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If the Freedom Convoy's goal was to slowly erode confidence in public institutions they are doing a pretty fucking good job of it #wellplayed

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@JennieVagini Ottawa needed this. Thank you brave patriots for this meeting of minds 🤠🇨🇦