Morgan C

2 oz Creativity, 1 oz Crunchy-Green, 8 oz Wine, and 2 oz Adventure.
Shake vigorously and garnish liberally with dirt and cat hair.
Now with a blog!

[Morgan C @getgrassstained]

This looks really cool! (And I get an extra entry by sharing) Giveaway https://t.co/gcoGlwKjgu

[Morgan C @getgrassstained]

Can somebody please use the tune from #Despacito to sing about "this #burrito"?

[Morgan C @getgrassstained]

I will click the attach button, when I mean to hit the link button, and vice versa. #everydamntime

[Morgan C @getgrassstained]

Watching my #cats (who love each other) wrestle, is kind of epic. He's got a good 9lbs on her, but damn is she tricky!

[Morgan C @getgrassstained]

I take the time every day to give my #cats self esteem building compliments. Surprisingly, it makes them quite happy.

[Morgan C @getgrassstained]

@instagram can we please get an option for the old, chronological feed? I really, really hate the algorithms. #prettyplease

[Morgan C @getgrassstained]

@ABCNetwork watching Beauty & the Beast, and the length of commercials... seriously... #getittogether

[Morgan C @getgrassstained]

#ProfessionalAdulting is using #SundayFunday to plan an intern research project instead.

[Morgan C @getgrassstained]

@BlackPhillip I need more tweets and delicious goaty snark, please.

[Morgan C @getgrassstained]

Go to a conference, coworker/friend takes my phone... got it back and found #dubsmash is set to #Tamil now. 😂

[Morgan C @getgrassstained]

Watching a movie while cutting tags off a bunch of new works clothes, and planning dinner... #sundaytherightway

[Morgan C @getgrassstained]

Anybody know a #graphicdesign student in the #Baltimore area looking for an #internship? *ahem* a paid internship, that is.

[Morgan C @getgrassstained]

Legitimately saw a 50% off sale sign at a cemetery today... kind of a dark #MemorialDay sale...

[Morgan C @getgrassstained]

@Doggydojo oooooh! This is relevant to my interests!

[Morgan C @getgrassstained]

Seriously, Christina couldn't be bothered to remember Bryan's sister's name? #TheVoice

[Morgan C @getgrassstained]

@Doggydojo damn, you're harshing my buzz bro.

[Morgan C @getgrassstained]

I just want to eat eggs and toast all day...

[Morgan C @getgrassstained]

Goddammit @MountainDew, #puppymonkeybaby is still playing?!

[Morgan C @getgrassstained]

@RobMaher @JoeMRobinson Great meeting you guys tonight! Just don't get on that train... there are literally hobos on it.

[Morgan C @getgrassstained]

Sometimes you just need to eat a jar of salsa instead of dinner... maybe a box of junior mints too.