Gethen Jacobs

I play cards against humanity and probably some robots

[Gethen Jacobs @gethenjacobs]

@marcgoone Some people have over 100% of GTO figured out!

[Gethen Jacobs @gethenjacobs]

@marcgoone @GazzyB1233 @JoeSalOG As your business partner I love you! As someone who has heard you say niche several times I fight the urge to hit you with my car and claim it was an accident

[Gethen Jacobs @gethenjacobs]

@marcgoone I’m excited for the world where this strategy does indeed get refined and you finally start making profitable overbets in No Limit games. Until then enjoy winning your small pots and losing big pots…

I will be making notes and reporting back with my conclusions

[Gethen Jacobs @gethenjacobs]

@MirhaAfridi Yes, and I was immediately fired from my role as a prison guard

[Gethen Jacobs @gethenjacobs]

@marcgoone Maybe they just thinks you are cute?

[Gethen Jacobs @gethenjacobs]

@marcgoone I’m going to keep trying ❤️

[Gethen Jacobs @gethenjacobs]

@marcgoone ❤️

[Gethen Jacobs @gethenjacobs]

@SanManSpecial @hungryhorsepokr @hellamuzzarella I once muttered something similar to that at the table while thinking about calling a river bet and the villain in the hand said “oh yeah?” And flipped over one of his cards. The board was KQT9x and he turned over a Jack…

[Gethen Jacobs @gethenjacobs]

@hungryhorsepokr Moral of the story! Maybe don’t try and bluff the guy who is down quite a lot more money than your river bet in that session. Not sure this is my biggest bluff ever but it was 100% my first ever 100k pot and losing it did not feel amazing!

[Gethen Jacobs @gethenjacobs]

@Peteythegreater How many thousands of dollars did you leave behind in other peoples stacks at the casino today? 🤣

[Gethen Jacobs @gethenjacobs]

@ThirdWalking Do you offer coaching sessions on this topic? I’m pretty stupid so a little concerned I may lose EV only learning it once

[Gethen Jacobs @gethenjacobs]

@sam_thraxx Why stop at just the parking lot? You can threaten them way better in the comfort of their own home

[Gethen Jacobs @gethenjacobs]

@NoGambolNoManny Shit he’s on to us! Someone say something smart like “polar merge blocker” in an accent and maybe he will reconsider!

[Gethen Jacobs @gethenjacobs]

@AskTheMathDr How else am I ever going to get a chance to play??

[Gethen Jacobs @gethenjacobs]

@NoGambolNoManny Sounds terrible! Two stars, would not recommend

[Gethen Jacobs @gethenjacobs]

@NoGambolNoManny But think how quickly the other seats will fill!

[Gethen Jacobs @gethenjacobs]

@marcgoone I don’t put money into the middle in a poker hand unless I am 100% sure I have the best hand. I’ve min-cashed several poker tournaments in my life and my opinion is 100% valid. Anyone who disagrees is a degen who will end up broken and probably with Syphilis

[Gethen Jacobs @gethenjacobs]

@marcgoone @HCLPokerShow @TheRyanFeldman I would enjoy seeing Marcus Penelope Goone play on Hustler stream he seems like a hard working bus driver who deserves a shot on the show!

[Gethen Jacobs @gethenjacobs]

@ThirdWalking I’m so proud of my fellow Euros and the continuing series of good decisions we make ♥️