getlarryed🇦🇺 🦌

Volkanovski glazer 💦, Steve Ergoat Stan 🐐, JDM day 1 💯, Gregory Robcop fanboy 🤖, and Quillan Salkilld Lover ❤️

[getlarryed🇦🇺 🦌 @getlarryed]

@MmaUnderdogz I was getting ready to deposit 😭🙏

[getlarryed🇦🇺 🦌 @getlarryed]

Dc was hating that whole fight. It’s 100% because he didn’t select him on TUF and was trying to justify it lmao #UFCAbuDhabi

[getlarryed🇦🇺 🦌 @getlarryed]

The Odyssey was amazing. But it needed a sex scene tbh. #foodforthought

[Martys Hairline @MmaUnderdogz]

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

[getlarryed🇦🇺 🦌 @getlarryed]

@DiegoMo494 @SpectationNet @PeakFighting Joseph Holmes is one of the biggest cans in ufc history😭

[getlarryed🇦🇺 🦌 @getlarryed]

This post fight speech from Usman is actually hilarious. I’ve never heard so much cope in my life #UFCOKC

[getlarryed🇦🇺 🦌 @getlarryed]

No way Usman thinks he won 😭😭
#UFCOKC

[getlarryed🇦🇺 🦌 @getlarryed]

@aaronbronsteter Could be a decent card with a good main

[getlarryed🇦🇺 🦌 @getlarryed]

I would honestly pick Fatima Kline to beat Mackenzie Dern, Kline is so elite everywhere. #UFCOKC

[kuz @kylekuzma]

Ngl it’s exhausting hearing athletes break down how their millions “aren’t really millions” after taxes and fees. 40M after taxes is still 40M.
The real issue isn’t the system, it’s lifestyle creep. Nobody told you to live like a king, buy 5 cars, or move with a 10‑person entourage. Modest is allowed.

[Remy Mac @Remy_Mac_Priv]

Max Holloway shouting 'We now need to do a third fight lets go get that money!', to a room full of people who spent thousands of dollars on tickets is genuinely one of the funniest things ever.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Conor McGregor’s UFC comeback

[getlarryed🇦🇺 🦌 @getlarryed]

@MMA__Sim WE all want a ufc sim Australia!

[Big Ellerz 🔰🍀 @Sam_Ellery_]

My favourite opponent. We had some barn burners.

[getlarryed🇦🇺 🦌 @getlarryed]

@MMA__SimNews @MMA__Sim @itssofla__again @Cory_Sabatello @ConorMcPoirier The end goal is always another shot at the title. But right now I’m earning my right to call for the shot. People forget I’ve only lost to the best, 2 of my loses are razor close including the MW goat Sam Ellery. I’ll show them I ain’t no gatekeeper in the MW division

[getlarryed🇦🇺 🦌 @getlarryed]

@ArthurRoch6suw @MMA__Sim Cheers brother 👊���😤

[getlarryed🇦🇺 🦌 @getlarryed]

I’ve been here from the start and this is the best I’ve felt in a long time. I’m long from done 👊🏻👊🏻

[UFC Sim @MMA__Sim]

Ladies and gentlemen after three rounds, we go to the scorecards. @SabatelloStan scores it 29-28 Cooper, @6Elbow scores it 29-28 Strick, & @MarkBerrihehe scores it 29-28 for your winner by Split Decision…COOPER M @getlarryed

[UFC Sim News @MMA__SimNews]

BACK TO HIS WINNING WAYS!

@getlarryed fought for the inaugural middleweight championship at #UFC3 ,

Tonight at #UFC37 he gets the win by split decision!
Legend ✊

[getlarryed🇦🇺 🦌 @getlarryed]

@MMA__Sim @SabatelloStan @6Elbow @MarkBerrihehe Thank god I’m not washed 😭

[Milwaukee Bucks @Bucks]

For 13 incredible seasons. For your relentless drive, humility and heart. For transforming our franchise and our city. For delivering a championship. For inspiring a generation of Bucks fans and creating memories that will last forever.

Thank you, Giannis. 💚