Norm

[🔻agitprop + absurdity🔻 @agtprpnabsrdty]

@corrinzo: Couple is sitting next to each other on the subway and the woman is talking the man's ear off about her roommate when the man goes, "Katie, if you don't mind, I'm going to go into my head for a bit," and now I have a response to every convo I want out of forevermore

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

A Himalayan brown bear emerging from hibernation

[Lydia Coutré @LydiaCoutre]

My parents’ cat inexplicably LOVES peaches, and it’s the most delightful thing. They send regular picture updates to the family group chat of this cat just chilling with the peaches. It’s the most important notification I get to my phone.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This guy's chickens kept getting targeted by hawks, so he started feeding local crows. Now he has an army of crows that patrols his property and chases the hawks away.

[Joseph Fasano @Joseph_Fasano_]

If you're a teacher, you'll know why I'm forever keeping the shortest teacher eval a student ever gave me.

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Rabbits show dominance by demanding to be groomed, while cats show dominance by grooming the other.

A perfect relationship

[FOREVER THERAPY @FOREVERTHERAPYx]

even at 1 hp you can do 200 damage.

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

MENACE!

J.K. Simmons (and Spider-Man) at Citi Field tonight!

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

In Japanese, “tsundoku” means collecting books and letting them pile up - not for neglect, but for the joy of knowing they're there, full of untold stories.

📍Kinokuniya Book Store, Tokyo

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

There's a duck slide every year at the South Carolina state fair, and the ducks love it

📹missblanton

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Irritating the wife is a fine old tradition.

[Auron MacIntyre @AuronMacintyre]

@HuffPost

[Magdi Jacobs @magi_jay]

Yes. I propose we call this type of inferential error a "Waffle Fallacy" in honor of this tweet, which perfectly captured the phenomenon

[Nathan @OIuwatosin]

One thing I love about traveling, is that it breaks the illusion that your current life is the only possible one.

[Augustus @AugustusDelano]

They don't want you to know this, but you can wake up and just *decide* to have a good day and you will

Big evil will be frantic, but also powerless to stop you

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The felt stop motion art of Andrea Love

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

i think my most solid measure of how much i enjoy a movie is how much i'd like to rewatch it with someone i love who hasn't seen it

[Isobel Hunter MBE @HunterIsobel]

My father died yesterday. My sister found this instruction in his notebook. His writing is shaky as he had Parkinson’s and had also lost his sight. But he was strong-minded and a fierce intellect to the end. Ok dad - I will go for it every day.

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Perfect recreation of Saving Private Ryan 🤣