callmebyyournameandIwillcallyoubymine

I may be on the side of the angel, but don't think for one second that I am one of them. she•her

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

“You handled it so well!”

Me the moment I got into my car

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“What radicalized you?”

Man, I have two eyes, two ears, and a fully developed prefrontal cortex.

[frances 🏒 @IlyasCigarette]

hudson in the vogue video: ohh i can’t wear this it’s too nice 🥹

hudson, 2 hours later: CONNORRRR GET YOUR ARMS IN THERE WILL SOMEBODY HOLD MY CIGARETTE I NEED TO GET HIS ARMS IN HERE

[em ☁️⊹ ࣪ ˖ @cloudhollanov]

me waiting for the cashier to notice me after i screwed up the self check out again

[nic ⭒ @discostorrie]

don’t talk to me

[mady ✮ smau 📌!!! @iloveyarozanov]

ilya rozanov speech bubble

[Captain Tired of These Hoes 🦦 @Miggs_NotMigos]

We only have this skill cause they don’t put pockets in our dresses 😭

[CiDevoPensareAncora @YoStoConTarabas]

Italians culture is dire “l’altro giorno” per riferirsi a qualsiasi momento compreso fra l'assassinio del Arciduca Francesco Ferdinando e ieri sera...

[elonation ♡ @elonationn]

mia nonna si è sentita così con al bano e
romina sicuramente

[ria @gelate_rria]

For the people who are not Italian — this is like Taylor Swift singing Exile with Joe Alwyn on stage.

[𖹭 @dreeamberry]

the last normal childhood

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

"stay together for the kids*

NO. SEPARATE FOR THE KIDS. SEPARATE. FOR. THE. KIDS.

[Softboy @softboywin]

My contribution to society is I don’t speak when I’m not educated enough on a topic

[Ms. Aria 🪞 @venusofurbano]

People who scream at every bee and worm give me the ick very badly

[MOHAMMED𓂆 @Mo7mmd30]

Everyone felt sad for the penguin walking alone and the monkey rejected by his mother. But this video is far more heartbreaking, yet it didn’t receive the same attention.

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Women’s fears on a first date:
1. That he’ll k*ll her
2. That he’ll r*pe her
3. That he’s a psychopath with good manners

Men’s fears:
1. That he’ll have to pay for the tiramisu and the valet.

[Ivy🔻 @surrviiver]

yall couldn't even handle different skin colours bfr

[elena ☾ @promaachos]

the american mind cannot comprehend this

[lizzy🧸 @alnstge]

i genitori renderanno i figli malati e poi saranno infastiditi dai loro comportamenti disfunzionali gurl you made me like this