hudson in the vogue video: ohh i can’t wear this it’s too nice 🥹
hudson, 2 hours later: CONNORRRR GET YOUR ARMS IN THERE WILL SOMEBODY HOLD MY CIGARETTE I NEED TO GET HIS ARMS IN HERE
Everyone felt sad for the penguin walking alone and the monkey rejected by his mother. But this video is far more heartbreaking, yet it didn’t receive the same attention.
Women’s fears on a first date:
1. That he’ll k*ll her
2. That he’ll r*pe her
3. That he’s a psychopath with good manners
Men’s fears:
1. That he’ll have to pay for the tiramisu and the valet.