𝐤𝐚𝐢 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫.

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ I get my 𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ mixed up. / PARODY.

[𝐤𝐚𝐢 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫. @getporkrinds]

⠀⠀⠀

𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐈
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑.
⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀

[𝐤𝐚𝐢 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫. @getporkrinds]

https://t.co/uuyZClo0Z1 logging out until I feel like causing mischief again. 🤭

[𝐤𝐚𝐢 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫. @getporkrinds]

What me? It couldn’t be!

[hope. @DaintyVintage]

Careful. You sound a bit jealous.

[𝐤𝐚𝐢 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫. @getporkrinds]

She’s not a Beliber?

[𝐤𝐚𝐢 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫. @getporkrinds]

⠀⠀⠀
Alexa, play Sorry by Justin Bieber.
⠀⠀⠀

[𝐤𝐚𝐢 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫. @getporkrinds]

:(

[𝐤𝐚𝐢 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫. @getporkrinds]

How nice of her to join us.

[𝐤𝐚𝐢 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫. @getporkrinds]

COME HERE AND LOVE ME.

[𝐤𝐚𝐢 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫. @getporkrinds]

Okay, ‘karate kid’.

[𝐤𝐚𝐢 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫. @getporkrinds]

COME WISH ME A HAPPY DADDY’S DAY.

[‍ ‍* 𝓑𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝓢𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒆 @wxndcrIand]

ᅠᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠ⠀⠀ᅠ 𝕭𝖚𝖙 𝒎𝒚 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒓,
ᅠᅠ⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 ɴᴏᴛ 𝖜𝖔𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉
𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒓𝒆 ɴᴏᴛ 𝙰𝙻𝙸𝙲𝙴 . . .
ᅠᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ⠀⠀⠀ᅠᅠ⠀⠀⠀ᅠ﹟ Fragments of #𝓕𝒊𝒛
࿐ ˚ . ✦
ᅠ https://t.co/8I9tXGXcim

[𝐤𝐚𝐢 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫. @getporkrinds]

CAROLINE?

[𝐤𝐚𝐢 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫. @getporkrinds]

Maybe she should see a doctor.

[the pariah. @finessebelle]

. . . this caused her to gag once again— disgusting

[𝐤𝐚𝐢 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫. @getporkrinds]

⠀⠀⠀
I am the greatest daddy of them all.
Deal with it.
⠀⠀⠀

[the pariah. @finessebelle]

absolutely. . . not— please never / ever / call yourself daddy again.

[𝐤𝐚𝐢 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫. @getporkrinds]

Wipes it on her face.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐓𝐓 @cavillatorculus]

Licks the palm of his hand.

[𝐤𝐚𝐢 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫. @getporkrinds]

In a good way?

[the pariah. @finessebelle]

ew . . she just gagged

[𝐤𝐚𝐢 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫. @getporkrinds]

Covers her mouth.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐓𝐓 @cavillatorculus]

Screams.

[𝐤𝐚𝐢 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫. @getporkrinds]

⠀⠀⠀
Happy Father’s Day to your one and only favourite daddy.
⠀⠀⠀

[𝐤𝐚𝐢 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫. @getporkrinds]

Baby, now we’ve got bad blood.

[‍ ‍* 𝓑𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝓢𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒆 @wxndcrIand]

firstly, over my dead body. secondly, never sing Taylor to me again. Ever.

[𝐤𝐚𝐢 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫. @getporkrinds]

Caroline take me somewhere we can be alone.

[‍ ‍* 𝓑𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝓢𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒆 @wxndcrIand]

Please don’t ruin Taylor Swift for me.