emily

if you obey all the rules, you'll miss all the fun

[emily @getreaaaal]

Stop growing 😭

[emily @getreaaaal]

I still don’t know if Kourtney Kardashian has 2 boys or 2 girls because the youngest has longer hair then me

[emily @getreaaaal]

@tjwalker1069

[emily @getreaaaal]

My other weakness 👶🏻

[emily @getreaaaal]

Those big brown eyes are my weakness 🙃

[abbey hannah @abbbbbbbs_]

Me forcing myself to eat what I have at home instead of going out to eat 🙂

[emily @getreaaaal]

You’ll never understand how key this is until you have a toddler lol

[emily @getreaaaal]

The best thing to do when you see someones toddler having a melt down out in public .. MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS

[emily @getreaaaal]

I’m just not sure why people feel the need to kill something so beautiful and majestic

[Danny @doglab]

Please retweet if you think there should be a global ban on trophy hunting.

[emily @getreaaaal]

Little stud muffin 😍😄

[emily @getreaaaal]

You ever cut your ankle shaving and your like alright this is it, I’m about to bleed out. Rip

[emily @getreaaaal]

..be and it honestly made my day. Bc i know everybody else probably thought I was an awful mom for letting my kid scream it out lol

[emily @getreaaaal]

So I’m in old navy and Rhett is pitching the biggest fit he’s probably ever had in public the whole time so I get to check out and the lady behind me goes “ I just want you to know that you are handling him so well” she said she had 3 kids at home and knows how hard things can..

[emily @getreaaaal]

Cheese 😃

[emily @getreaaaal]

👼🏻

[emily @getreaaaal]

Oh this boy..... 🙃

[emily @getreaaaal]

The most accurate thing I’ve read today

[emily @getreaaaal]

@tjwalker1069

[Pádraig Belton @PadraigBelton]

This - for those of you who wondered - is exactly what being woken by a three-year old at 5 am is like.

[emily @getreaaaal]

I need to learn how to cook from @chrissyteigen 🤤

[emily @getreaaaal]

@Elizabeth_edge Yes that's him! It's miserable , I need more motivation to get through the transition 😩