narcan enjoyer

just another internet whore |
give the weird nerd money please |

[narcan enjoyer @gets0hoes]

imagining what pirate dirty talk would sound like during sex "Surrender Yerrr Boootee Matey!"
"Prepare To Be Boarded"
"Not The Poopdeck!"
*squirts* "Thar She Blows!"
"I'm Coming Up For Air!"

[narcan enjoyer @gets0hoes]

the horniness beating my ass today

[narcan enjoyer @gets0hoes]

@F_O_Khonshu "i dont want to sound racist"

"i love black people in grand theft auto"
😭😭😭

[bum @BattleRapBum]

#NotMe

[𐙚𝔅𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔷 𝔡𝔬𝔩𝔩 (FUCK ICE) @luviorgirl]

oh twitter……. this update? ITS HIDEOUS

[narcan enjoyer @gets0hoes]

@peeholelicker 😭😭😭

[narcan enjoyer @gets0hoes]

@chainzthaclown9 can't believe damien priest voice acting in this

[dre @v2TokyoGhost]

this throat has been passed down through generations

[EYHU | Workin Day n Night Arc @EYHUisME]

He tryna have y’all outside looking like a bionicle

[turbomander @turbomander]

for the last time it’s not a “dick and balls” it’s the arcane sigil for restoration and warding, now hold still while i draw it on your forehead

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

If you were hitting Dank Vapes carts in 2018 you’re actually immune from any air quality concerns

[☿ ‧₊˚ .:*・ @777ftdeep]

they should invent cigarettes that still kill you but don’t affect your teeth at all

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

a crackhead just tore out the copper wires in my prosthetic penis

[shu 🗝️ @stupidestshu]

Holy fuck

[narcan enjoyer @gets0hoes]

real steel is back

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

The world’s first robot MMA event just went down in China 🤯

Kicked his head clean off 💀

[bearwiitch @bearwiitch]

X-Men: Evolution (2001) /
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1999)

[The Forbitten McRib. @GREASESTAlNS]

ALL WEEK. I TWEAK.