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famliy fishing yids sometimes in that order

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@TRobinsonNewEra @GNev2 You are not a solider you just play football don’t talk like you protect and serve @GNev2

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@iamtomskinner @somersetGrill

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@iamtomskinner Somerset grill .co

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England Geezer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @EnglandGeezer]

Any so called "man" caught wearing this bollocks on Christmas day is a feminised cunt! 🙈

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@CosmicKid_ About 2 have the best night of your life

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@post_liberal They look like fucking chess pieces

[Matt Hayes @MattHayesfish]

Apparently, @unitedutilities have pumped millions of litres of raw sewage into #Windermere
I’m so angry I literally don’t know whether to laugh, cry or despair. I’m boiling with emotions. It’s taken me two days to write this.
This was Windermere 20 years ago - at that time, #arcticchar we’re still present and here’s a shot of one of the fish that we caught (and released) while filming the #Rodrace
I simply can’t believe that people working for a company that willingly pollutes our most precious natural lake can turn up and say nothing or sleep at night.
Nothing short of jail will satisfy me with the perpetrators. You truly disgust me you loathsome animals. You are wiping out the work of millions of years of nature.
For a government to sit by, watch this happen and do nothing says everything. No government that loves its country would allow this to stand.
How did we get to fall this far? 🤬🤬🤬
#pollution #rivers #lakes #coast #windermere

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@LastWordOnSpurs @garyjacob @TimesSport Should of watched him yesterday when he ran the length of the pitch without a tackle

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@EssexPR Amazing

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@GoldingBF They can grow nice beards

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

Someone posted this on Facebook...so true!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Real Estate Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.

I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!!

YOU can help it get there!

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@utdcynical If haaland won the World Cup and Messi replicated what Haaland did who would win the Ballon d’or ? Messi of course because it’s purely about popularity not football

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@markgoldbridge What about Rashfords dive any update on that

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@laura_woodsy I don’t think it’s about upsetting I think it’s more about how uncomfortable you made @Madders10 it wasn’t a easy watch and not that professional for a interview but as long as you get plenty clicks you will be happy

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@PLDatabase Who cares nobody watches it anyway apart from that big forehead reporter

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@talkSPORT 2 absolute cock swingers I have more than you bragging stick to talk about sport @talkSPORT why not talk about the rugby World Cup hardly a mention of it

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@talkSPORT You really messed up that tweet so excited to try and belittle someone always professional keep it classy

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@ErlingRoIe It’s not real just a bit of fun relax yourself don’t get to excited

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@Pagen Moose hoof