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@BoysLikeGirIs can I finally get my pic from VIP in 2009 with the band tonight?

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Can my present be that everyone plans something for me and not asking me to plan something for everyone that’s supposed to be for me? Thanks.
Though at this point it’s gonna be nothing.

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I think the most unexpected thing from this #loveislandusa reunion is @pizzahut 😂😂😂

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Today has been a not fun roller coaster with tears while trying to drive.

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@4leahkateb made my mom watch love island and all she can say is “Leah is so REAL. She’s gorgeous as she is with minimal makeup”

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This little theater shows YouTube videos before movies. They’re showing the top disaster movies from the 90s. Back then there were more disaster movies bc now it feels like we’re living one 😂😂

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People who still want @4leahkateb and Rob together need therapy. Have you SEEEEN the TikTok’s and stories from her and Miguel? Firstly that man’s a man. And mature. But still possessive and protective of his girl in a hot way. Secondly, have you seen him????

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I demand formal retractions for all Liv slander. #loveislandusa

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Ranking the couples of #loveislandusa
1. All the women
2. Ariana and slo-mo
3. Iain and his wife
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6. Aaron and Rob
7. The men who are truly delulu

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Never NEVER accept an “I love you” for the first time in response to doing wrong. Like if you feel it, it can wait until you’ve earned my trust back. #loveIsland

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I need a count of “you’re allowed to feel your feelings” #loveIsland #loveislandusa

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I don’t think enough people are talking about how often everyone in #loveislandusa are making up words. Or using words that are not real. I’m keeping a list.

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Always just go home.

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I didn’t really need anymore reasons to feel like shit today.

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👍🏼👍🏼

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A lot of guys really want a girlfriend but don’t want to be a boyfriend.

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@netflix do you pay people to fix your subtitles? Because it’s pissing me off. I will do it.

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And again.

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Men are like I’ll fix the problem I caused if you want me to. Like obviously you don’t want to so I’m not gonna make you.

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“Spectacular takes on a whole new meaning when someone meets you.”