Simple

A free launchpad on Solana. We pay for every launch, so there's no creator bundle. Snipers pay a tax that falls from 50% to 1%.

[Simple @getsimplefun]

Simple is now live.

The free launchpad where block 0 costs 50%.

CA: 3jc4ubQHxvRcj1U645GHPZJ6pneJPm3yUPQR4vXKbqs3

https://t.co/3v4S4cJqYJ

[Simple @getsimplefun]

Day one on mainnet.

5 coins launched by real people. 20 buybacks and burns. 12M tokens destroyed.

22 pairs live, including 20 tokenized stocks. Every coin: no dev wallet, no dev buy, sniper tax from 50% down to 1%.

All free. All on chain. All automatic.

This is what launches look like when the rules live in the curve.

We're just getting started.

https://t.co/YdIRjANdc4

[Simple @getsimplefun]

Update: stock pairs are live on simple.

Launch a coin against tokenized stocks, not just SOL and USDC. 20 stocks, including NVDAx, AAPLx, TSLAx and MSFTx.

Same rules on every pair: free to launch, sniper tax 50% falling to 1%, fees buy the coin back and burn it every 3 minutes.

We tested the full loop on mainnet with a stock as the quote: launch, buy, sell, claim, buyback, burn.

Tokenized stocks are issued by third parties and aren't available everywhere.

https://t.co/GaY0bt65O1

[Simple @getsimplefun]

What's the plan?

Make launching fair. Then keep it that way.

Live now:
- Free launches
- Sniper tax on every coin, 50% falling to 1% in 3 minutes
- Automatic buyback and burn, every coin, every 3 minutes
- One coin per X account, no copies of tickers, names or art

In beta:
- Launching against tokenized stocks, not just SOL and USDC. It's new and not battle-tested yet, so treat it that way.

Next:
- Faster pages, better search, cleaner coin pages
- More public proof: every burn already has its transaction, and we'll keep it that way

We build in public. If something breaks, we'll say so.

https://t.co/YdIRjANdc4

[Simple @getsimplefun]

Claim:
https://t.co/cSrTa39aMn

Buyback:
https://t.co/RPEhr6ytwn

Burn:
https://t.co/zy0y689ZnC

All burns: https://t.co/vZAh1IGrWe

[Simple @getsimplefun]

Proof, not promises.

A coin on simple just burned 5.45M of its own tokens. Nobody pressed a button.

1. Its own trading fees were claimed
2. 0.395 SOL bought the coin back off the curve
3. The tokens were destroyed

Three transactions. All on Solana. All open.

Every coin on simple does this on its own, every 3 minutes. Launching is free.

Receipts below ↓

[Simple @getsimplefun]

simple is live and it's working.

5 coins launched. 14 buyback and burns. 11.4M tokens burned. All on chain. All free to launch.

No dev wallets. No creator bundles. A sniper tax on every coin, 50% down to 1%. Fees buy the coin back and burn it automatically, every 3 minutes.

This is what launches look like when the rules live in the curve instead of the tweet.

We're just getting started.

https://t.co/UulFZgIQNY

[Simple @getsimplefun]

Early should cost something.

Every coin on simple launches with a sniper tax built into the curve. 50% at second zero. 1% after three minutes. The faster the bot, the more it pays.

No dev wallet. No dev buy. No block 0 for the creator.

Fees don't get withdrawn. They buy the coin back and burn it, automatically, every 3 minutes.

One coin per X account. No copies of tickers, names or art.

Our whole goal: launches should be simple.

https://t.co/YdIRjANdc4

[Simple @getsimplefun]

Our whole goal: launches should be simple.

No dev wallet. No dev buy. No block 0 for the creator.

A sniper tax on every coin: 50% at the start, 1% after 3 minutes.

Creators can't touch the fees. They go into buyback and burn, automatically, every 3 minutes.

Anti-vamp: one coin per X account, no copies of tickers, names or art.

The new pump is a PvP game built to play on your emotions. F*ck that.

Launch free. https://t.co/YdIRjANL1C

[Simple @getsimplefun]

LAUNCH says it fixes block 0. We read the post.

Snipers: "independent snipers can still participate." That's a sentence. On simple it's a mechanism: a sniper tax in the curve, 50% at the start, 1% after 3 minutes.

Copycats: they restrict duplicate tickers for 60 minutes. We allow one coin per X account and no copies of tickers, names or art. No timer.

The rules: every coin on their platform runs on Stonk Fun's. On simple the fee schedule is our own config, on chain.

Free to launch. We deploy every coin from our own wallet. No dev buy, no bundle.

https://t.co/YdIRjANdc4

[Simple @getsimplefun]

No one has access to the dev wallets, this is the buyback and burn function on all coins.

This runs 24/7 fully automated.

[Simple @getsimplefun]

We built simple because every launchpad answered the same complaints with a statement.

Pumpfun lets the dev buy first. Most alternatives are a front end on someone else's platform with a rule in a tweet. LAUNCH's version: "independent snipers can still participate."

That's not a mechanism. So simple is a free coin launchpad on Solana where the rules live in the curve.

1. We deploy every coin ourselves.
The creator can't buy in the launch or bundle supply. Launching is free.

2. Early costs something.
Every coin has a sniper tax built in: 50% at the start, 1% after 3 minutes. Bots can still be in block 0. They pay half to be there.

3. The coin keeps its fees.
Each coin's fees buy it back and burn it every 3 minutes.

The fee schedule and the sniper tax are our own on-chain config. Read it instead of trusting a post.

Not sniper-proof, and no buyback guarantees a green candle. It just stops the dev getting in first.

Official: 3jc4ubQHxvRcj1U645GHPZJ6pneJPm3yUPQR4vXKbqs3

https://t.co/YdIRjANL1C

[Simple @getsimplefun]

Dexscreener have been paid.

Just Simple.

[Simple @getsimplefun]

We just locked the developer supply.

https://t.co/doKjRzR2iN

[Simple @getsimplefun]

The people getting rich in block 0 were never the snipers.

Bitquery went through 8 months of https://t.co/ByuLjMldRc launches. Devs and their bundled wallets made at least $579M. Snipers made $31.5M.

That's the real problem, and a new logo doesn't fix it. LAUNCH's answer to snipers is one sentence: "independent snipers can still participate." Every coin is still deployed on Stonk Fun.

So we built simple. Free coin launches on Solana, with the rules written into the curve.

1. No dev head start.
We deploy every coin from our own wallet. The creator can't buy in the launch and can't bundle supply.

2. Early costs something.
Every coin has a sniper tax built in: 50% at the start, falling to 1% over 3 minutes. Bots can still be in block 0. They pay half to be there. It's in the on-chain config, so you can read it.

3. The coin keeps its fees.
Each coin's trading fees buy it back and burn it every 3 minutes. Nobody withdraws them.

One coin per X account. No clones. Authorities revoked, liquidity locked forever. Free.

Not sniper-proof, and no buyback guarantees a green candle. It stops the dev getting in first and makes everyone else pay to be early.

Guide: https://t.co/tSRX9zNdgX

Web: https://t.co/YdIRjANdc4

[R2D2 @R2D2zen]

Opened X this morning and most posts on my timeline were about #BOYCOTTPUMPFUN

The last time someone united CT was Nikita Bier with his remarks about CT.

Looks like @Pumpfun is doing it again, but on a much bigger scale.