It’s officially August, so in honor of going back to school this month, here’s a thread of the most ridiculous things @ottomatic_15 said each month last year.
I kept this story in my pocket for a long time....
In Pittsburgh, September 15th is Roberto Clemente Day.
Every year the whole organization fans out across the city. It's like Christmas. Roberto's family is there, Vera and the boys.
My first year as manager was 2011. We celebrated. We shook hands and moved on.
We didn't win.
19 consecutive losing seasons.
2012 rolls around. Same day, same celebration. We had another losing season, our 20th consecutive.
After the ceremony, Roberto Jr. walked over.
"My mom wants to talk to you."
We went into the dugout. Me, Vera, and her three sons.
She spoke in Spanish. I played four years of winter ball so I understood enough. She wasn't angry, but she was passionate. And I kept hearing Roberto's number come up.
Roberto Jr. translated.
"My mother wants you to know that there cannot be a 21st losing season. That was Roberto's number. It would be a disgrace to his legacy."
She was staring right at me.
Before I could even think about what to say, words came out of my mouth:
"I promise you, Vera. That won't happen."
Roberto Jr. looked at me and said, "You made my mom a promise. I hope you can keep it."
I said, "I hope I can keep it too."
I didn't tell my coaches. I didn't tell the players. I told my wife. That was it.
The next year, 2013, we broke the consecutive seasons losing streak. Ended it at 20.
On Roberto Clemente Day that September, Vera came walking across that field.
And I probably got one of the most meaningful hugs I've ever received in my life.
The players did all the heavy lifting. I just got the hug.
Some promises are worth making before you know if you can keep them.
@Pirates
June 2025: “Iran’s key nuclear facilities have been totally obliterated”
February 2026: “We must start a war with Iran to obliterate their nuclear facilities”
Now he’s making a list
And he’s checking it twice
And he’s gonna find out
If I’m naughty or nice
Now I’m going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it’s all in my head
But he’s coming to
Town now
Quick question why are a bunch of high level Israeli gov officials using Charlie Kirk’s assassination to push Islamophobia and pro israel sentiment as if they know who the killer is?
BREAKING: Trump Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick says the administration is considering federal government partial ownership of defense corporations:
" We use Palantir, $PLTR, services, we would like a piece of Palantir."
Here's your list of starters drafted outside the top 50 picks:
Jalen Hurts
Dak Prescott
Brock Purdy
This idea that the NFL doesn't know how to evaluate QBs is being overstated
Steelers fans watching the playoffs:
“WE NEED TO STOP THE RUN!”
Steelers fans watching the 1st round of the draft:
“I can’t believe they took defensive line. So stupid.”