Tommy Hitchens

Functioning Degen | Beer Enthusiast | Professional Sports Gambler | Boob Connoisseur | 🇺🇸

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Back and Bi > Chest and Tri

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any ball knowers #realsteel

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Grant horvat wins Tommy’s #faggotoftheday

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@iheartcamward A house absolutely clears an apartment cam.

Great take!

- Tommy

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Let’s day have a hell of a Saturday fellas ‼️😁

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@SpencerHiggles Noooo spence he’s too demonic 😔

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@HurstonWaldrep2 idk why Snapchat tries to force her content on that bullshit spotlight crap

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@glizzy__goblin_ So close Hugh, so close

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@JJwiththeshifts Stairmaster is so goated

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@skatteboner Yeah, I will say one of the better times was on a hike

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What do people like about shrooms? The first time I did them they were cool, but then the other couple times they just make me very anxious and confused for a couple hours.

I also hate the way it fucks ur eyes up for the whole day. #LANK

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@Annahartshon Stfu bot

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@DeputyFife69 Barney it’s time to tighten up.

Go get out there and get you some pussy, you can’t be shown up by lil bro.

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Starting the day with some #depression on the way to the office

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@SenseiBobcat Mmmm I miss that sweet sweet metallic taste

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@Doc777__ Sometimes you gotta see one go in to get that confidence back Doc.

8+’s are coming your way 🔜

- Tommy

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@edward1mcdonald Ok

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@TimRodgersCBS Hey instead of paying a poly market janitor for 4 hours of work can u send just that $40 my way bossman!?

Rather u donate to me than Vegas

- Tommy

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@Da_Alan1991 Joel top 10 is certainly a take. Appreciate the Maxey and queen love though

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@hoosier_josh Days of the week ranked

1. Friday
2. Saturday
3. Sunday
4. Thursday
5. Wednesday
6. Monday
7. Tuesday