pinkie gladys gutzman

“some people would say im a dingus, i say im just trying to have fun”

[pinkie gladys gutzman @gettpants]

update: married green soap 2 weeks ago

[pinkie gladys gutzman @gettpants]

the green soap smells like shit and im going on a date on saturday night.

[pinkie gladys gutzman @gettpants]

fuck elon musk, rat faced bitch ass loser.

[Fara Kaufman @justfara]

So, I spoke to people getting food at a food bank and here are some things I learned from those in need:
1. Everyone donates Kraft Mac and Cheese in the box. They can rarely use it because it needs milk and butter which is hard to get from regular food banks.
2. Boxed milk is a treasure, as kids need it for cereal which they also get a lot of.
3. Everyone donates pasta sauce and spaghetti noodles.
4. They cannot eat all the awesome canned veggies and soup unless you put a can opener in too or buy pop tops.
5. Oil is a luxury but needed for Rice a-Roni which they also get a lot of.
6. Spices or salt and pepper would be a real Christmas gift.
7. Tea bags and coffee make them feel like you care.
8. Sugar and flour are treats.
9. They fawn over fresh produce donated by farmers and grocery stores.
10. Seeds are cool in Spring and Summer because growing can be easy for some.
11. They rarely get fresh meat.
12. Tuna and crackers make a good lunch.
13. Hamburger Helper goes nowhere without ground beef.
14. They get lots of peanut butter and jelly but usually not sandwich bread.
15. Butter or margarine is nice too.
16. Eggs are a real commodity.
17. Cake mix and frosting makes it possible to make a child’s birthday cake.
18. Dishwashing detergent is very expensive and is always appreciated.
19. Feminine hygiene products are a luxury and women will cry over that.
20. Everyone loves Stove Top Stuffing.

In all the years I have donated food at the Holidays, I bought what I thought they wanted, but have never asked. I am glad I did. If you are helping a Family this Christmas, maybe this can help you tailor it more. It does for me!

[potato bun @erewhonsmoothie]

LA and New York about to be hit hard when everyone comes back from fashion week I fear

[pinkie gladys gutzman @gettpants]

start playing mermaids with the girls

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

What would you do in this situation?

[pinkie gladys gutzman @gettpants]

me getting offered my promotion vs me starting the position and realizing HOW MANY SPREAD SHEETS I NEED TO MAKE

[pinkie gladys gutzman @gettpants]

@dom_riccardi_ @Cleoyourlatina @BadGirlChunLi @PopCrave is the 0.9 a really long one in the drafts?

[pinkie gladys gutzman @gettpants]

met one of my new classes today and went around asking the students their names and a fun fact about them (fun icebreaker + helps me remember their names) everyone’s was pretty tame until the last girl, who’s fun fact was that her goldfish died last week.

i-

[pinkie gladys gutzman @gettpants]

first day back teaching so you know a bitch had to fall asleep on top of her phone and miss all her alarms and be an hour and a half late.
gotta keep the brand up.
anyway they offered me a promotion today

[pinkie gladys gutzman @gettpants]

lmfaoooo my manager came to tell me i was cut and she leaned over and whispered “[other manager] wanted to cut [coworker] first, but i know youre hungover so i told him to cut you first” BITCH I LOVE YOU

[pinkie gladys gutzman @gettpants]

@puppierz

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Body marbling is a painting process similar to paper marbling, in which paint is floated on water and transferred to a person's skin.

[📹 urbantheoryigt]
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[pinkie gladys gutzman @gettpants]

a dream come true lol

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@thesacred_g6 i pray people actually invest in the no-show socks you can wear with them. i cannot take another sockless ballet flat foot stink epidemic.

[pinkie gladys gutzman @gettpants]

no way did i just finish my medic education and now im wanting to be a primary school teacher? bitch wtf???????

[pinkie gladys gutzman @gettpants]

my body decided to give me covid as a present for all my hard work :-)

[pinkie gladys gutzman @gettpants]

a fever you cant sweat out

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

What’s missing?

[pinkie gladys gutzman @gettpants]

JUST FOUND OUT MY STALKER MAY HAVE D*ED?????

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@BotDirtbag @EM_RESUS theyre in the hospital because they put their mouth on a wild animal. THEY need to do better.

[pinkie gladys gutzman @gettpants]

hiiiii update, im a paramedic now

[pinkie gladys gutzman @gettpants]

First pic: 2018, doing first ride along for EMT class
Second pic: 2022, doing rotation in the cath lab for paramedic class

Happy EMS week!