Harvey Updyke

Tree killer. National championship defender.

[Harvey Updyke @getupdyked]

I'm not saying I was at the Capitol and, anyway, you can't prove it.

[Harvey Updyke @getupdyked]

I caint understand how they won't let Nick coach the game but he can appear in that duck duck goose commercial.

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No Saban on the sideline? Bama by 30. Roll Tide.

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STOP THE COUNT AND ROLL TIDE!

[Harvey Updyke @getupdyked]

Voted twice. Once for Nick Saban and once for Nicholas L. Saban.

Tomorrow I'll go back and vote for @finebaum ... because I never can spell Tua's name good.

[Harvey Updyke @getupdyked]

My 40 ain't what it used to be, but I can still contribute on gameday.

Just did the 20th Century Fox fanfare on the old butt trumpet.

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Earlier this year I showed my Toobin in a video chat, too.

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Georgia sux. Pass it on.

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If the Sabans need some tissue for blowing their noses I can drop some off.

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Saban ain't got no Rona. This is just Bama's plan to try out Dabo as backup coach these next few weeks. He's probably earned it by now.

So let's just get back to what they say in Atlanta: #MARTA, Make America Roll Tide Again.

[Harvey Updyke @getupdyked]

Saban ain't got no Rona. This is just Bama's plan to try out Dabo as backup coach these next few weeks. He's probably earned it by now.

So let's just get back to what they say in Atlanta: #MARTA, Make America Roll Tide Again.

[Harvey Updyke @getupdyked]

I did not agree to be in a Trump ad, but only because they didn't ask me.

But if they asked me ... it'd be almost like them times I got to talk to Paul.

[Harvey Updyke @getupdyked]

Never doubted it.

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The only defense that tackles worse than Bama is Ole Piss!

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Does Covid keep you from tackling? This whole defense got the Covid.

[Harvey Updyke @getupdyked]

Why does joey freshwater have panties on his head?

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Bout to beat the hell out of Ole Piss.

And I'm glad to see none of our guys are wearing masks like a bunch of poons.

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I don't know y'all. Maybe this the rona virus got to Saban. He just ain't the coach he used to be.

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Why'd we kick a dang field goal?

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I, too, tell all my dates I have a Big Ten.

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Got a good new name for the Washington football team. What do you think, @realdonaldtrump?